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    do the army test for tablet steroids.. does anyone really know the truth and if so whats the pen for it..
    they cant come down on you that hard just for wanting to be stronger, fitter, and more up for the challenge...can they?

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    Re: do the army test for tablet steroids

    Roids are for puffs. If Zammo never took it, i'm not interested.
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    Re: do the army test for tablet steroids

    Quote Originally Posted by willy2511
    do the army test for tablet steroids.. does anyone really know the truth and if so whats the pen for it..
    they cant come down on you that hard just for wanting to be stronger, fitter, and more up for the challenge...can they?

    err, thats what PTIs are for. The Army way is by using moral fibre, pure grit and determination not dodgy substances that make your cock fall off.

    I would suggest that if the steroid you are on about is found in your system, you may find yourself on a short visit to the job centre and quite rightly too. Do you know the side effect of these substances? Not exactly conducive to military service.
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    If you need a drug to make you a bigger better man, then your not a man at all, get yourself sorted by hard work and determination, not the gay drug way.

    If you get tested and thrown out, then you have your answer, and to be honest, i hope you dont get in if you need a drug to make you a man, try growing some balls and do it the real way.
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    i understand what your saying and im aware of the side affects and it wont make your cock fall of..hahaha. but in this day an age we take tablets for swollen legs or for a cold or in our case a hangover and god knows what else . is it that bad you want more from yourself..

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    i understand what your saying and im aware of the side affects and it wont make your cock fall of..hahaha. but in this day an age we take tablets for swollen legs or for a cold or in our case a hangover and god knows what else . is it that bad you want more from yourself..

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    Roids make you post things twice. Stay off them man.
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    Re: do the army test for tablet steroids

    Quote Originally Posted by willy2511
    i understand what your saying and im aware of the side affects and it wont make your c*** fall of..hahaha. but in this day an age we take tablets for swollen legs or for a cold or in our case a hangover and god knows what else . is it that bad you want more from yourself..

    If you want more from yourself, use moral fibre and guts. After all, its what the armed forces hopefully try and instill into people. Popping pills is a lazy way of doing it. If you are aware of the side affects, you'll be aware of the mood swings. As I said, thats not exactly the basis for a stable individual is it? Especially as its pretty much for cosmetic effect only. If it was good for you or was proven to be the best way of building strength and fitness, they would be issued at the med centre.
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    Re: do the army test for tablet steroids

    The army aren't going to want someone getting roid rage with a rifle in their hands are they. Are these tablets legal?

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    Re: do the army test for tablet steroids

    Quote Originally Posted by The-Lord-Flasheart
    If you want more from yourself, use moral fibre and guts. After all, its what the armed forces hopefully try and instill into people.
    What he said. If you are weak and cant do it properly, then no amount of pills is gonna fix you. Its called strength of mind.

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