advice needed ugently.

Girlfriend away for a few days so went for big lunch yesterday that carried on...and on. Luckily the mate who I was due to have dinner with said he'd come to the bar/restaurant I was in.

Earky evening had a couple of espresso coffee to sober up before he pitched up. Drank until closing and had a couple of espresso martinis. God knows why went to club. had vodka red bulls.

Mate stayed in spare room.

This morning I had unbelievable cramp in left calf. I lay still for a while it finally went.

Managed to get to kahzi in ensuite. Was sitting in a lot of pain from previous cramp when it hit me in both calfs. Blinding pain. I fell screaming to the floor - only thing that took my mind off the pain was the fact I hit my face on sink on way down. I've got a chipped tooth.

Mate comes running in. finds me on floor in agony. runs away - comes back with phone takes photo. The bastard.

I can only walk if I lock knees and waddle with out stretched legs on heels with
toes up.

How the feck do I get rid of it. Have meeting later today.

man up pills?

RAMC eh? Thanks for nothing.

Is it Rohypnol wearing off? Do you have a sore anus?

Magnesium. Either as pills, fizz powder or even as a liquid drink.

Works wonders for cramp.

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Is it Rohypnol wearing off? Do you have a sore anus?

RAMC eh? Thanks for nothing. etc.

Sounds like PMT to me.

Originally Posted by Steven

Magnesium. Either as pills, fizz powder or even as a liquid drink.

Works wonders for cramp.

Thanks Steven. typing standing up and nodding head like nutty panda in a chinese zoo.
I hurts.

Last bloke we had with very serious cramps needed potassium, ended up feeding him apricots which helped along with a couple of litres of saline.
Try oral fluids and bananas/apricots.

Couple of teaspoons of marmite and a glass of milk with a banana