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    The somewhat dehydrated chap we had brought in was so serious he was stuck in a body builders type pose and was in utter agony. Caused by being on op massive while trying to exist on protien shakes and pretty much nothing else. He was also in a somewhat warm environment and doing a bit of a physically tiring job.
    it would have been hilariously funny had it not been just a little bit serious*.



    *actually it is still funny
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    I can imagine extreme dehydration while 'working' yes of course. Different story. Just hard to imagine in Bigeye's Austin-Power's-like apartment!

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    Defo a banana or two should cure it

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    I am guessing you must be somewhere in the 5th circle of hell right now?



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    Quote Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom View Post
    The somewhat dehydrated chap we had brought in was so serious he was stuck in a body builders type pose and was in utter agony. Caused by being on op massive while trying to exist on protien shakes and pretty much nothing else. He was also in a somewhat warm environment and doing a bit of a physically tiring job.
    it would have been hilariously funny had it not been just a little bit serious*.



    *actually it is still funny
    did you take photographs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy View Post
    how in the name of all that is good could you possibly get that dehydrated?
    I have done it a few times I suppose, when stupidly busy etc, not concentrating. Never heard of it causing such extreme cramps in body muscles though. Brain...hell yes!
    Are you a weeble by the way? Falling over in the bathroom is the stuff of Eastender's storylines. Did you put the back of your hand to your forehead as you fell?
    According to a Doctor it was too much caffine and lack of water throughout the day and night. Rioja doesn't help. Dancing like a twat (at my age) until 0300 didn't help either.

    Not that anyone cares but I'm left with a pulled/strained calf muscle and tiny chip on my incisor.
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    This is all very interesting, but did you pull?

    People are too keen to rush to blame the demon drink as the cause of all the world's ills. Perhaps you over-exercised.

    Sounds like gonorrhea to me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands View Post
    This is all very interesting, but did you pull?

    People are too keen to rush to blame the demon drink as the cause of all the world's ills. Perhaps you over-exercised.

    Sounds like gonorrhea to me.
    I pulled my bloody calf muscle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom View Post
    man up pills?
    Youre lucky he didnt recommend Bruffen and a tubigrip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st View Post
    Youre lucky he didnt recommend Bruffen and a tubigrip.
    Have you ANY concept of the cost of tubigrip these days?? Man up pills are free!
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