Originally Posted by spunkstainedcarpet

Gleaming. Although I may have to wear double eye-patches in case eye contact with the doc upsets my delicate soul. Well, so fair the replies have been pretty much to expectation

Just get some mirrored specs and wear them back-to-front.

adhd, dyslexia, dyspraxia. its not your eyes its your brain, your a mong sorry mate. bet you get distracted dead easy and probably struggle to concentrate on a conversation if the tv's on or there is movement in the room.

1. I find hard to comprehend.

2. I too 'suffer' from. I feel the person I am talking too is either burning their laser into my eyes or vice versa. I know it's odd but I just carry on. As you get older mental and physical abnormalities are accrued...crack on...without going crackers...

There you go mate.

Dear Spunkstainedcarpet,

I hope you don't think I am being rude but I think your condition is more likely to be a result of you being a fucking nonce.

Turn yourself in to the Police now.

You are Marty Feldman and I claim my Specsavers free reading glasses