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    PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Any idiots entering this year's event?

    http://www.paras10.com/
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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Just checked last years results,first man in,in the Bergan/boots race 1hr 16mins,fook me thats some motoring

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Love the bit that says the route is not suitable for wheelchairs! Warning, these nuts may contain traces of nuts.

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Hopefully I am going to be doing this, just trying to shake off a few niggling injuries at the min though, Mrs Mag says she is going to do it with me too.
    "If its got tits or wheels its going to cause problems"

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Just checked the online entry listings and I've got the race number 49! Maybe they reserve that number for Arrsers?
    It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
    an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
    But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
    when the guns begin to shoot.
    R Kipling

    Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
    Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
    Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Had difficulty with the online application, so sent a cheque in the post which still has not been cashed? so I assume it has got "lost". So now some Nigerian has my bank details and name/address etc. Anyway managed to get hotel at Scotch corner, got a room for £200! gee thanks to them for supporting our forces.

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    i am in!!! did it online no issues what so ever

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Quote Originally Posted by jamdonut
    Had difficulty with the online application, so sent a cheque in the post which still has not been cashed? so I assume it has got "lost". So now some Nigerian has my bank details and name/address etc. Anyway managed to get hotel at Scotch corner, got a room for £200! gee thanks to them for supporting our forces.
    You must be made of money!!!
    It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
    an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
    But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
    when the guns begin to shoot.
    R Kipling

    Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
    Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
    Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Quote Originally Posted by postman_twit
    Quote Originally Posted by jamdonut
    Had difficulty with the online application, so sent a cheque in the post which still has not been cashed? so I assume it has got "lost". So now some Nigerian has my bank details and name/address etc. Anyway managed to get hotel at Scotch corner, got a room for £200! gee thanks to them for supporting our forces.
    You must be made of money!!!
    True, but room is for 2 nights and my company credit card is paying and I'm one it's directors. RHIP.

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    RHIP, how true. The Army/Navy weekend is in fact "a logistical studies weekend" according to my company credit card.
    It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
    an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
    But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
    when the guns begin to shoot.
    R Kipling

    Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
    Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
    Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom9748
    Just checked last years results,first man in,in the Bergan/boots race 1hr 16mins,fook me thats some motoring
    And what it doesnt mention he is also in his mid 50s
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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Quote Originally Posted by Sandy_The_Guvnor
    Quote Originally Posted by Tom9748
    Just checked last years results,first man in,in the Bergan/boots race 1hr 16mins,fook me thats some motoring
    And what it doesnt mention he is also in his mid 50s
    Was he ex-Military, Sandy?
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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Quote Originally Posted by Tom9748
    Just checked last years results,first man in,in the Bergan/boots race 1hr 16mins,fook me thats some motoring
    But at that speed he wouldn't have time to enjoy the lovely views! :D
    It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
    an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
    But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
    when the guns begin to shoot.
    R Kipling

    Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
    Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
    Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    It's a mere bimble, I carry more and do more miles than that shoe shopping.

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    Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010

    Quote Originally Posted by Cait
    I carry more and do more miles than that shoe shopping.
    Only because your shoes are like these and weigh a ton.

    I agree with m'learned friend Badger Heed. Camberwell Carrot is indeed a cunt.

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