Thread: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
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22-03-2010, 16:19 #1
PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
Any idiots entering this year's event?
http://www.paras10.com/It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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25-03-2010, 16:47 #2
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
Just checked last years results,first man in,in the Bergan/boots race 1hr 16mins,fook me thats some motoring
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25-03-2010, 16:52 #3
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
Love the bit that says the route is not suitable for wheelchairs! Warning, these nuts may contain traces of nuts.
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25-03-2010, 17:11 #4
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
Hopefully I am going to be doing this, just trying to shake off a few niggling injuries at the min though, Mrs Mag says she is going to do it with me too.
"If its got tits or wheels its going to cause problems"
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29-03-2010, 08:29 #5
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
Just checked the online entry listings and I've got the race number 49! Maybe they reserve that number for Arrsers?
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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29-03-2010, 09:35 #6
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
Had difficulty with the online application, so sent a cheque in the post which still has not been cashed? so I assume it has got "lost". So now some Nigerian has my bank details and name/address etc. Anyway managed to get hotel at Scotch corner, got a room for £200! gee thanks to them for supporting our forces.
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29-03-2010, 10:07 #7
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
i am in!!! did it online no issues what so ever
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29-03-2010, 10:34 #8
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
You must be made of money!!!
Originally Posted by jamdonut
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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29-03-2010, 11:20 #9
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
True, but room is for 2 nights and my company credit card is paying and I'm one it's directors. RHIP.
Originally Posted by postman_twit
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29-03-2010, 14:55 #10
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
RHIP, how true. The Army/Navy weekend is in fact "a logistical studies weekend" according to my company credit card.
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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10-05-2010, 17:19 #11
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
And what it doesnt mention he is also in his mid 50s
Originally Posted by Tom9748
MR NHB
Things you feel like doing after being hit in the liver :
-Vomitting
-Suffocating
-Shitting yourself
-Passing out
-Crying for your mummy
-Stop taking part in any kind of violent sport.......
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10-05-2010, 18:22 #12
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
Was he ex-Military, Sandy?
Originally Posted by Sandy_The_Guvnor
Democracy is not for the people.
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10-05-2010, 19:34 #13
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
But at that speed he wouldn't have time to enjoy the lovely views! :D
Originally Posted by Tom9748
It's Tommy this an' Tommy that
an' "Chuck 'im out the brute",
But it's "Saviour of 'is Country,
when the guns begin to shoot.
R Kipling
Random Strawb 'So what do you do for a living?'
Pararegtom 'I'm a milkman.'
Smudge67er 'Yes, he milks men for a living.'
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13-05-2010, 13:11 #14Senior Member
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Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
It's a mere bimble, I carry more and do more miles than that shoe shopping.
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13-05-2010, 20:48 #15
Re: PARAs 10 - 12th September 2010
Only because your shoes are like these and weigh a ton.
Originally Posted by Cait
I agree with m'learned friend Badger Heed. Camberwell Carrot is indeed a cunt.
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