http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/1639335.stm

Well here's something he can join so it's not all bad news.

Originally Posted by Sinner251

Can you imagine the flaky freak trying to go Airborne? The milling would be interesting, one smack would raise a dust cloud like a Chinnook in Afghanistan. Infecting his whole course with his Leporus filth.

thats nothing, imagine being behind him in the squad on the 10 miler. be like tabbing in a sand storm. id probably crack out the old resi by choice. actually, if he was on any course of mine, i think the dress state would be 4R at all times.

Originally Posted by Fugly

Spare a sheckle for an old ex-leper?

Only if you bring out your dead.

Originally Posted by laza

Originally Posted by Sinner251

Can you imagine the flaky freak trying to go Airborne? The milling would be interesting, one smack would raise a dust cloud like a Chinnook in Afghanistan. Infecting his whole course with his Leporus filth.

thats nothing, imagine being behind him in the squad on the 10 miler. be like tabbing in a sand storm. id probably crack out the old resi by choice. actually, if he was on any course of mine, i think the dress state would be 4R at all times.

Swim test and river crossings would be like feeding Goldfish.

Originally Posted by Sinner251

Originally Posted by laza

Originally Posted by Sinner251

Can you imagine the flaky freak trying to go Airborne? The milling would be interesting, one smack would raise a dust cloud like a Chinnook in Afghanistan. Infecting his whole course with his Leporus filth.

thats nothing, imagine being behind him in the squad on the 10 miler. be like tabbing in a sand storm. id probably crack out the old resi by choice. actually, if he was on any course of mine, i think the dress state would be 4R at all times.

Swim test and river crossings would be like feeding Goldfish.

You mean SCM's (Scaley counter measures)

Originally Posted by Sinner251

Swim test and river crossings would be like feeding Goldfish.

Or a record-beating attempt of the world's largest bowl of porridge.

Originally Posted by FiveAlpha

Originally Posted by Sinner251

Swim test and river crossings would be like feeding Goldfish.

Or a record-beating attempt of the world's largest bowl of porridge.

Mmmmmmm Porridge.

Fcuk me, this turned into a good old thread after all :D Carry on please, these leprosy jokes have me in stitches! And I have eczema btw (just thought I would add that, after all the fun and japery), so clearly its not as big a fvcking deal as he is making it out to be in terms of being barred from entry! Boo fvking hoo redtime.

Crack on with all the scabies, ringworm and fish feeding p1ss takes all!! :D

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Fcuk me, this turned into a good old thread after all :D Carry on please, these leprosy jokes have me in stitches! And I have eczema btw (just thought I would add that, after all the fun and japery), so clearly its not as big a fvcking deal as he is making it out to be in terms of being barred from entry! Boo fvking hoo redtime.

Crack on with all the scabies, ringworm and fish feeding p1ss takes all!! :D

Looking at your avatar you're his Dad, got any pictures of him?

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Originally Posted by Command_doh

Fcuk me, this turned into a good old thread after all :D Carry on please, these leprosy jokes have me in stitches! And I have eczema btw (just thought I would add that, after all the fun and japery), so clearly its not as big a fvcking deal as he is making it out to be in terms of being barred from entry! Boo fvking hoo redtime.

Crack on with all the scabies, ringworm and fish feeding p1ss takes all!! :D

Looking at your avatar you're his Dad, got any pictures of him?

Haha

Do you want to lick my scaley elbows? It's quite satisfying to absent -mindedly peel them off (if it flares up) when watching the telly. Some are a nice old size, and you can roll them up like bogeys. I hear they taste a bit crispy and salty, but I wouldn't know.....