ARmy Rumour SErvice

**abacus** · 18-07-2005, 09:15

Posted in Allied Nations

Originally Posted by The Republic of Krieg land

Hello. i have come with a message from my leader. He says he is goin to infiltrate arssonia and wipe them all out. He asks for aid. He has sent many others like me to deliver offers of battle, battle to eliminate a great threat, and to make nation states the game it should be. thank you for your space and time. if you agree, telegram The Last Castle.

You will note 2 things - the dopey eejit went to Allied Nations instead of Allied Islands

He got the name wrong.

So, on the basis that the original Arrsonia had to be abandoned, could we resurrect it as a place to lure all our enemies? We could staff it with Abacania, a few other volunteers and (hopefully soon to be) LazarusLairdxland or whatever new name he goes for. And then keep all our troublemakers in one place. We could even let them grief us to get them banned.

**scaryspice** · 18-07-2005, 09:21

I thought I was supposed to be Minister for Taking Things too Seriously

How come the header of your post is spelled "defense" when I look at the forum but "defence" (which I am SURE is how you spelled it....) when I go to reply to it to tell you off for spelling it wrong?

Anyway good luck with the deception plan - try to keep them away from my nice peaceful region please - you will note I have removed direct reference to ARRSE in my factbook - cowardly I know but we are only tiny (though size, as you said before, is not important)

Scary

**abacus** · 18-07-2005, 09:27

^Rumbled, curses. Yes the initial spelling was somewhat askew.

But never mind that, see how good I'm getting at this game:

Originally Posted by The Fiefdom of The Last Castle

Received: 2 minutes ago Aye, tis a nice game indeed, without these scum.
i too have been pulling a few strings and calling a few favors to get some revenge on the invaders. So yes, an alliance would be excellent!

The Fiefdom of The Last Castle = Ye old england founder

Scum = all the various Republic bods

Alliance = me and him against anyone we want to go to war with (including arrsonia [note the spelling])

Game Playing = he's at least as good as we are (he must know my Nation States history) - a worthy opponent at last.

**scaryspice** · 18-07-2005, 09:35

I thought Last Castle had rumbled the arrsers looking at his regional board - not connected you with all the dastardly goings on then? The name of the game is to have been away from arrseonia for long enough that the statement "arrived from arrseonia" has dropped off the relevant regional board and no-one can see it. You can achieve this by moving several times in and out of the region you move to first after leaving arrseonia so that you run up the entries in their board and the incriminating one drops off.

CC now appears fairly neutral as I have changed the factbook entry. We need to make sure the founder & Un del of arrseonia are aware they might get invaded and are ready to repel boarders

Scary

**Silvester** · 18-07-2005, 09:39

Thanks for the advice, I think I was just rumbled!

**Silvester** · 18-07-2005, 10:33

Copy of a telegram I received from The Fiefdom of The Last Castle

Received: 21 minutes ago Well, just consider it a warning, ill tell the moderator to leave you alone, but i suggest you leave that region.

by the way. i-am-a-moderator

I don't think he is, so I am going to forward this to the real mods and see what they say.

**abacus** · 18-07-2005, 10:42

I think the moderators have rumbled me, look at this:

Abacania is ranked 1st in the region and 40,013th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

Must have been my attempt to impress Scary

**scaryspice** · 18-07-2005, 11:35

I'm always impressed by a man with a good selection of cheese.

Scary

**Lairdx** · 18-07-2005, 12:07

Let's just find out his address. (perhaps Dozy can seduce him) Then I'll go round and Tw@t him for real. I'm fed up of internet geeks. They have no sense of humour/honour and thought I was griefing them instead of just doing them a favour and encourageing them to get out more.