ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Ritch** · 30-06-2012, 15:25

My design of a customised M416 I wish I could stick in BF3.

**Tricky1982** · 30-06-2012, 15:47

Which servers do you guys play on? I play it on PC and keep trying to find a good regular server. I'm not a bad player and prefer team play rather than lone wolfing it so if you chaps don't mind a civvy cnut joining in I'm game! Trickster1982 is my soldier name anyway

**Kilanowski** · 30-06-2012, 16:26

Originally Posted by Ritch

My design of a customised M416 I wish I could stick in BF3.

It's missing extended ASSAULTCLIPZ and a under slung Desert eagle, oh and some striped gold paint.... TIGERSTRIPE!!

Okay I'm finished taking the piss, Looks good mate a bit too tan for my liking though.

**The_Seagull** · 30-06-2012, 16:40

Had the lucky kill of a lifetime last night. On caspian and I'm lurking between the checkpoint and radio mast with my trusty javelin (as RU) when a tank spots me and eventually mallets me despite desperately running around it and dropping a land mine.

Respawn at the checkpoint and a US jihad jeep is heading toward the forest so I manage to disable it with the javelin and it, unbelievably, rolls on and into the lone landmine I left in the middle of the field before I died, killing the occupant and ending his dastardly plans.

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**ushtar** · 02-07-2012, 11:02

Jumped on your server again last night. Got to the top of hill in Firestorm after a lengthy session of rubber banding. Just got myself in a nice comfy position lined up on a sniper on the crane. Some twat roadkilled me. With a jet. And then he barrel rolled. Flash twat.

**Tricky1982** · 02-07-2012, 11:48

I had some good games last night, I was playing on Kharg island and managed to bring down the U.S. attack chopper twice with the MBT, funny as hell and really pisses off whoever is flying it! Guy kept flying around really low trying to rape my team mates who kept spawning around a flag, was an easy target for me. When him, his gunner and the chopper respawned they obviously were out for my blood! I brought down the little bird with the MBT machine gun too, it was harassing me so I switched positions and opened up on the cockpit, it just dropped out of the sky and "cheating faggot Trickster1982" popped up in the chat box. Managed to get another service star with the L96 too, theres some sweet sniping spots on that map

**Yeoman_dai** · 02-07-2012, 12:38

Originally Posted by Tinman74

PM jock he has a server that can be used for such purposes. Or let me know when you want to get that flag and I can sort it for you! The M417 is a beast!

But a plod and a Matelot agreeing on something just shows how metrosexual this thread is going!!

That's but that's sorted now and I heart 417. It is no longer over powered it's been decided now I have it!

**Ritch** · 02-07-2012, 18:20

Right lads, we need to sort Frostee out. Not in that way <insert snigger>.

We need to show her that sniping and hogging rocks is totally evil. She just handed my arse to me and shot me out of the pilots seat of a Little Bird on Sharqi.

I demand that she is banned from using the sniper rifles for three months.

**Tinman74** · 02-07-2012, 19:40

Originally Posted by Ritch

Right lads, we need to sort Frostee out. Not in that way <insert snigger>.

We need to show her that sniping and hogging rocks is totally evil. She just handed my arse to me and shot me out of the pilots seat of a Little Bird on Sharqi.

I demand that she is banned from using the sniper rifles for three months.

Didn't we have this conversation when you were king cunt in that Tunguska thingamy??!?

MAN THE FUCK U WHINGING JACK CUNT!

Twice in one post hope mr happy has had his pills!!