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  1. 17-05-2012, 17:33 #3421
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    Get rid of swine crossing and have a rush in Tehran please.
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  2. 17-05-2012, 23:41 #3422
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    Quote Originally Posted by Your_Mums_Pal View Post
    Aye, like I said, mate, I know she wouldn't mind

    But she's out buying my birthday present atm and I'd rather wait till she came in and say "I'm spending 8 quid on an Xbox thing for a pal" and then it's sorted. No drama. Do you know nothing about women?
    I try to avoid talking, once you get them started they never fucking stop. And I'd rather not have several bits of crockery hurled at my person because I did the old classic 'Yes, dear,' while playing the Xbox when the question was 'What you wanting for dinner tonight?'. Fickle fiends they are, god forbid you leave them there own devices, I know that much about them.

    Anyway on topic, BF3 is at the moment, shit. Sniper Elite V2 is where its at.
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  3. 17-05-2012, 23:47 #3423
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    yeah so where do i find the arrse server? is it available to Xbox Live players? obviously expect some incoming from the duty keyboard hard nuts for not reading the thread, but theres 343 pages here and i cant be arsed reading through it all to find info pertinent to my question.
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    I'm telling you, folks, it's my birthday tomorrow night. We need a late night BF3 session as I'm at work next day and won't be going oot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FroggyStyle View Post
    yeah so where do i find the arrse server? is it available to Xbox Live players? obviously expect some incoming from the duty keyboard hard nuts for not reading the thread, but theres 343 pages here and i cant be arsed reading through it all to find info pertinent to my question.
    Search A***E (with the stars)

    It's called "Pure Conquest In The A***E End Of Nowhere"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Your_Mums_Pal View Post
    I'm telling you, folks, it's my birthday tomorrow night. We need a late night BF3 session as I'm at work next day and won't be going oot.

    Unfortunately I have company tomorrow night in the shape of 1 of the bosses friends who in fairness is very pleasing on the eye .
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    Cheers big fella
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    Trespassers in the motorcars domain, they do not pay road tax and therefore have no right to be on the road, some of them even believe they are going fast enough to not be an obstruction. Run them down to prove them wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by FourEM View Post
    Unfortunately I have company tomorrow night in the shape of 1 of the bosses friends who in fairness is very pleasing on the eye .

    Ask her if she fancies playing the Xbox :D
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  10. 18-05-2012, 05:27 #3430
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    Quote Originally Posted by Your_Mums_Pal View Post
    I would love an ARRSE gamers crawl. There's, what, 20 or so of us now? It would work out. Last time we talked about it, it was only me, Ian and Ritch who were playing and the fourth member, Marcus, disappeared to join the 'real' army.

    I might be going to work at the hotel in Sheffield city centre in August (no guarantees atm) so I thought we could base it there since that's Ritchie's haunt heh.
    Hmm, I dunno. You mean like, actually TALK to each other?? In real life face to face? Not sure I could handle that...
    Anyway the hotel would have to have a decent tv set up with wifi, and not mind us all setting our xboxes up in our rooms. right?
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    "I am a terrifying....Terrorist... Are you scared?"
    "No.."
    "God dammit! Oh, err, i mean Allah dammit..."

    "so where did you train to be a terrorist?"
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