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Discuss Battlefield 3 (XBOX 360) in Gaming and Software on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by FrosteeMARIA It's ON. It is SO on. Oh good. Coffee NATO, thanks!...
  1. 24-04-2012, 13:00 #2511
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrosteeMARIA View Post
    It's ON. It is SO on.
    Oh good. Coffee NATO, thanks!
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    A Whoppee Goldberg for me
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    I'll settle for a blowjob.

    You can have your brew afterwards to help take away the taste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I'll settle for a blowjob.

    You can have your brew afterwards to help take away the taste.
    Careful, she bites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FourEM View Post
    A Whoppee Goldberg for me
    WTF is that? Black fat lesbian coffee?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirt_Diver View Post
    Oh good. Coffee NATO, thanks!
    Please provide further instruction.
    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I'll settle for a blowjob.

    You can have your brew afterwards to help take away the taste.
    You'd better be fuckin joking - If I'm making tea, then I must be mother. Think about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrosteeMARIA View Post
    Please provide further instruction.
    Gladly. Report to my bedroom in one hour, naked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirt_Diver View Post
    Gladly. Report to my bedroom in one hour, naked.
    No. Go and play with Mrs Palm and her five daughters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrosteeMARIA View Post
    WTF is that? Black fat lesbian coffee?




    Black Nun you mong
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    Had a couple of quick games this afternoon. I haven't yet changed the health to hardcore really, the server has been full the couple of times I've been on.

    The award for most effective camper of the day goes to ... *DRUM ROLL* Dollsteeth!!!
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    Question.

    Is sitting on a hill out the way with a sniper rifle and soflam cuntish behaviour? if so, I will cease and desist.
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