ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by Ritch

But where the fuck is the teamwork? When I'm online and none of my friends are, its every man for himself. I have NEVER come across someone who has designated unless jumping in the third seat by accident, when I've been playing in a lobby full of strangers.

And, even if the Tunguska is parked in another part of the map, when I flank in the Little Birds to get behind it, it doesn't work often, if at all.

Have you ever seen that Simpsons episode with the pee-wee football team? And Nelson can't find an open receiver so he goes "I'll do it myself" and throws the ball in the air then runs under and catches it?

That's how I deal death now when playing alone.

I just fucking park the tank, get into the CITV and mark shit then switch seats and use the guided shell. It's a nightmare but it's better than relying on some other tosser to do it for me.

Originally Posted by FourEM

Thats why Jav range and SOFLAM range should be increased a tad

Javelin should have area lock IMO.

Originally Posted by Your_Mums_Pal

Have you ever seen that Simpsons episode with the pee-wee football team? And Nelson can't find an open receiver so he goes "I'll do it myself" and throws the ball in the air then runs under and catches it?

That's how I deal death now when playing alone.

I just fucking park the tank, get into the CITV and mark shit then switch seats and use the guided shell. It's a nightmare but it's better than relying on some other tosser to do it for me.

Yeah, I remember it.
And cheers, I never thought of doing that actually. Whenever I'm next on, I shall give it a bash.

I remember someone asking on here about the Top 5 Weapons you like on BF3. Mine have to be;

1. G36 - Holographic Sight - Foregrip - Silencer
2. MG36 - Holographic Sight - Bipod - Extended Mag
3. AEK-971 - KOBRA RDS - Foregrip - Silencer
4. L96 - Ballistic 12x Scope - Bipod - No Attachment
5 G18 Suppressed

I'm trying to use the M98B but I don't like it. I thought it'd be the best Recon weapon but I think I'll switch back to the L96.

Originally Posted by Ritch

A decent few games last night before the Yank/French/Canadian twats showed up with the USAS on. Then things went south didn't they? Mind you, I was up and online around 4 - 5ish and things weren't much better. I'll never figure out why people on your team deliberatly fly the chopper into the ocean, plant C4 on your own MBTs and IFVs and blow them up when you jump out to arm a MCOM and why spawn-raping can be seen as enjoyable. Mind you, I've unlocked the Laser Painter to go with my Guided Missile, so I don't care... Much.

Oi i like the Canadians, but if they use the USAS, Fuck 'em. Though Ive been shwacked by those bloody shotguns too many times so it forced me to pull out my flagship weapon the AEK-971 and now i take care of them with no issues at all. Just a comfortable burst to the face and the only thing i need to worry about is scraping bits of their head off the furniture.

Originally Posted by Ritch

Yeah, I remember it.
And cheers, I never thought of doing that actually. Whenever I'm next on, I shall give it a bash.

I remember someone asking on here about the Top 5 Weapons you like on BF3. Mine have to be;

1. Tank

2. Tank

3. Mobile AAA

4. Gunship

5 Tank

I'm trying to use the Other tank but I don't like it. I thought it'd be the best Recon weapon but I think I'll switch back to the BMP.

Like your style!!

Originally Posted by Tinman74

Like your style!!

You sir, are one fucking cunt!

Oh vehicles wise its M1, T90, LAV, Little Bird, Havoc.

Hint for my team. When we are getting raped by the helos and I am busting a gut to get SOFAM up and running please, for the love of God, use a Javelin. It's not hard, there's a tone you fire.