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**Harry_Monk** · 06-11-2009, 13:27

Originally Posted by D0lly86

Its really simple to get them off the computer though. This is how it happens at casa Dolly.

Mr Dolly: When's dinner ready?
Me: Bout an hour
Mr Dolly: OK ill go play on my computer for a bit then.
Me: No you wont coz were gonna get on it for an hour
Mr Dolly: your on top.

Simples.

Good idea, that would still leave me 55 minutes for gaming!

**RearWords** · 07-11-2009, 00:50

Originally Posted by Litotes

One reason could be discussed here....

Don't worry, I know where my hat and coat are.... :D

Lits

Well we have to get our conversation somewhere....if you men won't put out! :D

**jarrod248** · 07-11-2009, 00:59

Look in the mirror love you'll get enlightened as to why your several delusions that you believe are boyfriends won't put out.

**ooooh_matron** · 07-11-2009, 01:06

Originally Posted by RearWords

Originally Posted by Litotes

One reason could be discussed here....

Don't worry, I know where my hat and coat are.... :D

Lits

Well we have to get our conversation somewhere....if you men won't put out! :D

Conversation is what men use to pass the time between having a shite and our next wank. If you were to film your death you would find us much more chatty.

**HoneyHeart** · 08-12-2009, 16:52

I do believe that some women have something interesting to say- when they are playing games and calling out.

Where are all the female gamers?! :o

**BrunoNoMedals** · 09-12-2009, 14:52

Originally Posted by HoneyHeart

Where are all the female gamers?! :o

Hiding, because they're usually fatter and uglier representations of their gender than male gamers...

... which is a shame, because I rate playing COD up there with anal and deep-throating when it comes to picking a partner.

**bigbird67** · 09-12-2009, 15:23

Internet gaming is the biz for 'falsifying' your attributes :D I'm a right skinny bint online, and i don't smell of cheese!

edit to add......and I have amazing gravity defying knockers!!

**Morris_Viper** · 09-12-2009, 15:29

Originally Posted by RearWords

Why is that men spend all their time on the computer playing online games rather than talk to a real person. Have men lost the art of conversation. Or is it that women are no longer saying anything of interest.

Yes

**LiamP** · 09-12-2009, 18:57

Because when we've had enough we can just turn the game off.

**smallbrownprivates** · 09-12-2009, 20:34

Originally Posted by D0lly86

Its really simple to get them off the computer though. This is how it happens at casa Dolly.

Mr Dolly: When's dinner ready?
Me: Bout an hour
Mr Dolly: OK ill go play on my computer for a bit then.
Me: No you wont coz were gonna get on it for an hour
Mr Dolly: your on top.

Simples.

Husband or Boyfriend?

If husband, then i want a copy of the marriage vows for next time.
However, your technique does coincide with the graph below, though a corresponding inverse increase in matrimonal sexual activity is not generally reported annecdotally.