Thread: Mcdonalds freebies
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31-12-2009, 14:52 #1
Mcdonalds freebies
Apparently this isn't a well known thing amongst the blokes. McDonalds give you free food and drink if you buy a value meal and produce your ID card MOD 90. If you are in uniform it works too.
Not a lot of the Maccy D's staff know this either but the shift manager will.
Go on stuff yourselves you know you wanna!
Happy new year!!!!!!!
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31-12-2009, 15:01 #2
Re: Mcdonalds freebies
On the same lines, if there's a girl you fancy you are now legally entitled to drag her in a bush and smash the barn doors in. The coppers arriving later wont know about your forces immunity but the CPS surely will.
Just flash 'em a MOD90 and tip 'em a wink....Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
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05-01-2010, 19:35 #3
Re: Mcdonalds freebies
how much free food and are you sure of this good information
Originally Posted by Lizard_Lips
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05-01-2010, 19:40 #4Senior Member
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Re: Mcdonalds freebies
It's a free hamburger, cheeseburger or McFlurry with your meal. Had it in a few McD's throughout the UK.
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05-01-2010, 19:42 #5Senior Member
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Re: Mcdonalds freebies
Jealous becaus you are a healthcare walt?
Originally Posted by scuba_frog
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01-03-2010, 14:21 #6Senior Member
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good call
Originally Posted by gingerslime
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01-03-2010, 14:26 #7Senior Member
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I've been in the golden breasts myself with my kids, they only charged me for my childrens happy meals and didnt charge me for mine. I think most of it is down to their personal generosity, I think they are entitled to a meal for lunch and I'm sure they just get sick of eating it every day thus give you theirs or something.
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01-03-2010, 15:49 #8
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no discount here in the glorious greater Manchester tight bastrds
"Si vis pacem, para bellum"
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01-03-2010, 17:36 #9
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It would need to be free before I'd eat from there, the food is gipping.
"No good decision was ever made in a swivel chair." - George S. Patton
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01-03-2010, 17:44 #10
Re: Mcdonalds freebies
They can stick that where the sun dont shine. Seems that a few have short memories of the MacD's connection with our 'friends' in the Bog.
VHAll that is necessary for the triumph of evil...Is that good men do Nothing. E. Burke 1770
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01-03-2010, 17:59 #11
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They'd have to pay me to eat it. The smell alone makes me want to boak.
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01-03-2010, 18:08 #12
Re: Mcdonalds freebies
Has anyone tried this in Catterick. They may as well put up a sign "Don't Pay As You Dine"....if it is true.
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01-03-2010, 18:23 #13
Re: Mcdonalds freebies
Originally Posted by VanHelsing
Tis a load of bollox
IRA stood for Individual Retirement Account. It was printed on their (American) pay slips. Sweet fcek all to do with our bog trotting friends from Ulster.Don't sit on the fence, it will jag your arrse.
Dougal: Oho, Ted, the Italians know about football, all right. And fashion. God Ted, do you remember that man who was so good at fashion, they had to shoot him?
fcuk him, if he's too slow, he's dead!
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01-03-2010, 18:51 #14
Re: Mcdonalds freebies
Idiot.
Originally Posted by devilish
The franchise was used to direct funds to the bog, just like a 'Coffee Shop' franchise which is still used. Nothing to do with pay slips.
VHAll that is necessary for the triumph of evil...Is that good men do Nothing. E. Burke 1770
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01-03-2010, 18:58 #15
Re: Mcdonalds freebies
http://www.nytimes.com/1989/11/30/op...l?pagewanted=1
Originally Posted by VanHelsing
Really? Fcucking muppet....Don't sit on the fence, it will jag your arrse.
Dougal: Oho, Ted, the Italians know about football, all right. And fashion. God Ted, do you remember that man who was so good at fashion, they had to shoot him?
fcuk him, if he's too slow, he's dead!
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