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**whosthedaddy** · 24-01-2008, 14:37

Only one quote gets it as far as I'm concerned, Jules from Pulp Fiction:

Ezekhial 25:17

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is TRULY his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. (Louder/more aggresive now). And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuuuurious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. (Even Louder/more aggresive). AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE"

Cue gunshots!!!!!

fooking fantastic!

**menacingboots** · 07-02-2008, 20:12

'ALAAAAAAAAAAAARM!'
Das Boot

'What the .....what's that!'
'That's my Helper Monkey'
Simpsons. (I nearly shat myself laughing at that episode.)

'This river don't go to Aintree.....you done taken a wrong turn'
Deliverance

'Oh I'm sorry! Did I disturb your concentration!'
Pulp fiction

**hogspawn** · 07-02-2008, 20:21

My signature block, The Replacements.

**GashHand** · 07-02-2008, 20:31

"..I told you not to come into my room when i'm hoovering!!"-Policeman Dewey from one of the Scream movies.
Being a mong and can't remember which one...

**bawbag** · 08-02-2008, 13:00

Sean Connery in The Rock...."Pershonally, I think you're a f*cking idiot!!"

**5.56short** · 08-02-2008, 13:15

"Take off and nuke them from orbit..... it's the only way to be sure" Cpl Hicks on promotion to OC Planet following the unfortunate concussion of his Tp Comd. Aliens.
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"Put the bunny.... in the box......" Nick Cage in Con Air
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"You're a big lad but you're out of shape. I do this for a living." Michael Cain in Get Carter.
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& I: "What the f*ck, what are you doing?"
Withnail: "I'm making time..."
& I: "You're full of scotch you sill cnut"

Withnail: "Keep your bag up, show no fear"
& I: "A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not!"

Withnail: "Throw yourselves into the road darling, you haven't gopt a chance!"
Schoolgirl: "Fack orf Grandad"
Withnail: "Bloody tarts, they love it! I'm dgoing to have a doze..."

Withnail & I - I had forgotten how much I love that film!