Thread: Greatest Movie Quotes...EVER

Bill Paxton as Hudon in Aliens

I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT wanna fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

"In all of history, no one has conquered Afghanistan--EVER" Intelligence officer, 9th Company

Originally Posted by Night_Turn

"BULLSH*T , MR HAN MAN". Jim Kelly. Enter the Dragon.

"You come right out of a comic book"

VH

'Ah me ballax, I loose more dan that runnin fur the bus!'

Mikey from snatch when offered £10,000 for a bare knuckle boxing match!

'You know how I know you're gay?'

40 Year Old Virgin

Cal: You're gay, now?
David: No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

"It's my duty to please that booty"
Samuel L "Muther Fcuker" Jackson in Shaft.
Nice..

"Good afternoon my arrse! you Boche bastard".


Farmer in 'Battle of Britain' movie.

Vinnie Jones as Sphinx in "Gone in 60 Seconds" (his only line in the film):

"If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carry with it an inherent nobility, and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say poor Toby? I say poor us."

The Duke in "True Grit":

"Fill your hands, you sons-a-bitches"

Theo, the terrorist computer hacker in diehard.
"Twas the night before christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except for the four assholes coming in the back way in standard two on two cover formation".


Gary busey in point break.
"I was doing this job when you were still squeezing zits and jacking off over the lingerie section of your mommas mail order catalogue"

Probably already done but,

"I'm mean, nasty & tired. I eat concertina wire & piss napalm." - Gunny Highway (Heartbreak Ridge)

"We've gone on holiday by mistake" A desperate Whitnail in 'Whitnail and I'

Hesh:

Pretty stirring stuff there from Henry V, thanks. Who was the scriptwriter?

Oh, and what does the 'V' stand for?

I'll add:

"He didn't get me...I got him. With this!" (Holds up gat)
- Richard Burton, "The Longest Day."

From the film - RockNRolla - "Is your friend part of the Wild Bunch?"
"Naw, he is the Wild Bunch mate"

"take that chewing gum off your feet before you start dancing!"

From the film - 'Cockleshell Heroes'

(Trevor Howard) - " It's just that I'm a professional Marine. I don't like temporary officers. I don't like volunteers for hazardous service. I don't like musical comedy operations designed to win the Victoria Cross for somebody. I suppose that I just don't like heroes"

(Jose Ferrer) - "Well I hope that makes you feel better"