"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." Dr. Strangelove

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and ****... and Jack just left town"

-Ash (The Army of Darkness)

That movie is full of awesome quotes.

"The British Empire was built on cups of tea and if you think I'm going to war without one, you're mistaken." Ed- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"Gentlemen, this is a story you will tell your grandchildren- and mightily bored they'll be" Lt Gen Brain Horrocks- A Bridge Too Far

(Affect Forrest Gump voice) "Momma used to say that they were my magic shoes and they'd take me anywhere I wanted to go- but then again, she did use to hit me with a rubber hose and call me a retard." Morty- Waiting

Sgt Savage: "beautiful day Sgt Major!"
SMAJ Plumley: "What are you, a fcukin weatherman now?"

We Were Soldiers

Originally Posted by Listy

"One Lump or two?"

It's actually
"It's two lumps you take isn't it?"

"Oh my god, there's shit everywhere!!!!!" - Enema Bandits

Originally Posted by oily

Originally Posted by Listy

"One Lump or two?"

It's actually
"It's two lumps you take isn't it?"

Either way it's still a top quote, and a great sentiment.

"if I'm going to get my balls shot off for a word, that word is poontang" Animal mother

Full metal jacket

Rutger Hauer at the end of Bladerunner, when he comes out with that "time to die" speech.
"I've seen things that you people wouldn't understand.......... blah, blah, etc, etc, ..... like tears in the rain"

And if Tommy aint praying he fcuking attu be.......snatch
It's a deal it's a steal it the sale of the fcuking century.....lock stock