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**Pillager** · 06-01-2007, 00:37

Im small
Im poor
Im jewish
Im from sheffield,
I
and I'm a homosexual

Im fucked

**CRmeansCeilingReached** · 06-01-2007, 00:42

from Love Honour and Obey:

"Fix... bayonets!" :D:D:D:D:D

**jason_2000x** · 06-01-2007, 00:42

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." - Maximus from Gladiator

**Pillager** · 06-01-2007, 00:44

Who the fuck are you, I dont know you?
Im the one who does the fucking work around here.

He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the Emergency room you send one of his to the grave.

Typical pikey, always brings a knife to a gun fight.

Penny Escher: [Seeing Eiffel smoking a lot of cigarettes] You know there's something called a patch.
Kay Eiffel: I don't need a patch. I smoke cigarettes.

**Mick_Piper** · 09-01-2007, 23:29

HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Shh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said 'Ni'?

Fcukin class!!

Or.....

TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
TIM: He'll do you up a treat mate!
GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
ROBIN: You mangy scots git!
TIM: I'm warning you!
ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

**smartascarrots** · 12-01-2007, 17:21

Not strictly a film, but a feature length BBC drama on the Argie invasion of the Falklands An Ungentlemanly Act

1. Misc. Benny walking through middle of firefight; "It's a' right for youse lot, some of us huv tae get tae work!"

2. Bob Peck as Major Norman, trying to hold a conversation with HE while Marines enthusiastically engage the enemy; "Whatever that Argie's doing let him live!"

3. Rather ineffective OC FIDF phones HE (played by Ian Richardson) to say he's withdrawn to the drill hall and got himself surrounded, can he surrender?

OC: There are some Argentinians outside.

HE: Well, shoot them.

OC: There are a lot of Argentinians outside.

HE: Well, shoot some of them then.

**gwar_drill_pig_stab** · 14-01-2007, 03:01

french soldier in monty pythons holy grail

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

**Mick_Piper** · 14-01-2007, 21:55

"I will follow any order im given sir, but it dosent mean i have to do it with a smile on my face. Unless off course, you order me to smile....sir"

Sgt Henno

Unltmate Foce

**Silver_Bull** · 19-01-2007, 10:55

State of Grace

Terry “So we're like Robin Hood in this instance?”
Jack ”Yeah……….and I'm Friar Fcuk.”

Platoon

Bunny “Ain't nothing like a piece of pussy, cept maybe the Indy 500.”

Heartbreak Ridge

Gunny Highway "Sergeant, get that contraband stogie out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass that you'll have to stick a match up your nose to light it!"

**Not_Whistlin_Dixie** · 24-01-2007, 00:41

Starship Troopers had its flaws, but it also had some memorable individual lines.

Captain Raczak of the Mobile Infantry explaining what's what to recent boot camp alumni:

I've got only one rule: Everybody fights. Nobody quits. Do your job or I'll kill you myself.

Lieutenant Rico telling his troops to get on the landing craft:

Come on, you apes! Do you want to live forever?

Most memorable fictional recruiting slogan:

We need you all. Service guarantees citizenship!

(Sounds better than "an Army of One.")