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**King_Nothing** · 06-05-2006, 18:53

Originally Posted by Is_That_A_Wah

Originally Posted by onfire

get up you fecking abortion - the wild geese

"Some of you know me already. Those of you who do can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they care to remember. Those of you who don't... are in for a great big fcuking surprise!"

RSM Sandy Young, The Wild Geese.

I see you, and raise you:

"That was ludicrous, you're jumping from an airplane, not a whorehouse window, do it again"

**RUCFOREVER** · 06-05-2006, 19:02

Sean Connerys reply to Honor Blackman on the first take in Goldfinger

"I'm Pussy Galore"

"Yesh I Know,but whatsh your name"

**Is_That_A_Wah** · 06-05-2006, 19:04

Originally Posted by King_Nothing

Originally Posted by Is_That_A_Wah

Originally Posted by onfire

get up you fecking abortion - the wild geese

"Some of you know me already. Those of you who do can expect an infinitely more horrible time than they care to remember. Those of you who don't... are in for a great big fcuking surprise!"

RSM Sandy Young, The Wild Geese.

I see you, and raise you:

"That was ludicrous, you're jumping from an airplane, not a whorehouse window, do it again"

I'll see your whorehouse and raise you a:

"I suppose a transfer to the cavalry is out of the question, Sergeant Major?" - Lt Shaun Finn, back of a Herc somewhwere over Kurundi.

**Phoenix_Rising** · 06-05-2006, 19:27

"He gave a blowjob to a beretta" - V for Vendetta

"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high" - Full metal Jacket

**plant_life** · 06-05-2006, 20:31

Zulus, thousands of em!!

**plant_life** · 06-05-2006, 20:44

Bridge Too Far
British Officer to German SS guy
"I'm afraid we don't have the facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry!"

**Livin_on_a_prayer** · 06-05-2006, 20:53

Originally Posted by plant_life

Zulus, thousands of em!!

No its, "Zulus, fousands of em!!"

**mushroom** · 06-05-2006, 21:01

Eating cheese, drinking wine and catching a few rays - Kelly's Heroes

**Listy** · 06-05-2006, 21:08

The brithsih ambassador to the German one in the Battle of Britain, just after the the Kraut has dillivered a threat, the Brit guy turns round and asks:

"One Lump or two?"

**Not_Whistlin_Dixie** · 06-05-2006, 21:19

SFPD Inspector Harry ("Dirty Harry") Callahan to a hoodlum who's attempting to decide whether to lunge for his gat:

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?

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