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**sparky8** · 22-06-2006, 11:17

Sorry to resurrect this but just remembered:

"Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fcuckin' teeth!"

Tucker McElroy (Charles Napier) to Jake Blues (Jim Belushi)

Blues Borthers

Edited cos i is a mong

**Morty** · 22-06-2006, 12:00

[quote="Tilbake"]"Zeb's dead baby; Zeb's dead"

S*it, I wanted that one. How about;

'B*llocks. We want the finest wines available to humanity, and we want them here, and we want them now!', from Withnail and I.

or

'You gotta turn that frown upside down, and I got just the thing. We call it; Doobie Snacks!' from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Class :D

**BuggerAll** · 23-06-2006, 20:45

Lady of the Manor - Johhny, I'm putting you in charge of Morale - Do you know what Morale is?

Johnny - Yes Miss, its something what the wops ain't got.

Went the Day Well? (Made in 1942)

**slopey_shoulders** · 23-06-2006, 21:12

Heartbreak Ridge - Gunny Highway in the jail - hold this son wars just been declared.
Gunny Highway in the jail - why dont you sit there and bleed awhile before you taste some real pain!

**LineDoggie** · 23-06-2006, 21:31

Originally Posted by slopey_shoulders

Heartbreak Ridge - Gunny Highway in the jail - hold this son wars just been declared.
Gunny Highway in the jail - why dont you sit there and bleed awhile before you taste some real pain!

Same Movie- Gunny Highway in the elevator on the way out of court, Arresting officer -" I dont give servicemans discounts", Gunny- "Too bad, your Wife does"

**Trevelez** · 23-06-2006, 21:57

Laurel and Hardy "Why, you..you" "Don't call me a you you".

**PoisonDwarf** · 23-06-2006, 22:34

Band Of Brothers
Lt. Rice: Looks like you guys are going to be surrounded.
Capt. Winters: We're paratroopers, Lieutenant, we're supposed to be surrounded.

Matrix
Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Blazing Saddles
OK, what crimes are you wanted for?
Arson, rape, robbery, murder and rape.
You said rape twice
I like rape

Sorted.

PD

**PandaLOVE** · 23-06-2006, 22:39

Originally Posted by Is_That_A_Wah

"Meet Mister Browning..." Henno Garvie, last Saturday's 'Ultimate Force'.

Yeah, I know it's not a movie, but it was a 'feature length episode'.

And I thought all squaddies laughed at Ultimate Force and Soldier, Soldier.

**Not_Whistlin_Dixie** · 24-06-2006, 23:59

Originally Posted by PoisonDwarf

Blazing Saddles
OK, what crimes are you wanted for?
Arson, rape, robbery, murder and rape.
You said rape twice
I like rape

Lili von Shtupp, Marlene Dietrich-like chanteuse and saloon dancer, to a cowboy:

"What's you name, cowboy?

"Tex, Ma'am.

"Tell me, Texma'am, are you in show business?

"No, Ma'am.

(Kicking his legs.) "Then get your vershtunkene feet off the stage!"

Bad guy Hedley LaMarr on his personnel recruiting requirements:

"I want thugs! Mugs! Plugs! Bushwhackers! Safecrackers! Hijackers!"

Black Bart, the newly-appointed black sheriff of an all white and not particularly enlightened village, getting the drop on a couple of baddies in Ku Klux Klan regalia:

"'Scuse me, boss. Where's de white women?"

Black Bart, in stolen KKK robes and attempting to infiltrate the gang when he is unmasked as an impostor:

"And now for my next impression: Jesse Owens!"

**Wessex_Man** · 25-06-2006, 00:09

Gen Picton (to Duke of Wellington): "By God, Sir! I believe I've lost my leg!"

Duke of Wellington (looks down): "By God, Sir - I believe you have!"

("Battle of Waterloo")