No.....I'M Spartacus and so is my mother!!

:(Groan, yes, it should have been on der bestest ever, like Welling beating Colchester 4 - 1 and scum bags getting beat by anybody.. humble (or Kumbly) perogies to all. A damn fine film, but would U run away from burning logs? Hmm sidestep,sidestep, join the AGC. whatever happened to Steve Reeves

Not a war film, but it's got British soldiers in it. *"Dog Soldiers". *I went to see this last night and managed about 40 minutes. *Lets start at the beginning:

Hero fails SAS selection during an E&E ex for refusing to pointlessly shoot a dog (he's just done a bit of fighting so is establised as hard and decent)(takes out one of the unfortunate hunter force with a ninja throwing torch - a nice touch). *Head SAS bloke shoots dog anyway and hero declares his intention to exact revenge.

Hero rejoins Regiment and goes on exercise; a tough affair involving team whistling while patrolling and chatting round a campfire. *

Dead shredded cow lands on the campfire and causes a little debate. *Blood trail followed to dead shredded SAS blokes and one cas; the SAS dog executioner mentioned above. *SAS baddy looks as if he knows all about the monsters responsible and was investigating them without letting anyone else know. *Perhaps a potential weapon? *The sneaky baddy SAS.

Everyone runs away from sprinting shadowy dog things while firing in general dog direction with the dead SAS mens' weapons. *One bloke dies and good old Sarge gets his belly slashed and his guts fall out. *Random woman turns up in a Land Rover, everyone gets in, including the 2 cas (Sarge and SAS Baddy). *Amazingly they get stuck! *Dog thing jumps on roof, pokes his doggy arm through and gets knifed. *Not happy. *Everyone escapes. *

Baddy SAS bloke is clearly concerned about attempts to get away from area as these dog things are secret. *I am now deciding that I can see the rest of the plot and walk out.

In short: *Exceptionally S H I T.

maybe not a film but a TV program "Bloody Sunday". * Did anyone watch this piece of propaganda. *It must have been paid for by the Guardian or the Mirror. Ohh a bit bitter there, sorry

Shame you walked out Good CO, because the film just gets better and better , it's not meant to be taken seriously, and, if it makes you feel better, I'm sure the Dog Soldier team are supposed to be TA, as evidenced by Sean Pertwees comment."Before I left the regulars".......

Definately Alien II and Evil Dead influenced, let me finish it 4 u.....

Several people sell their lives dearly, one twist you could see coming, but opens the way for a sequel, and Mr. Hard but Decent, is hard but decent.

Funny thing though, the film-makers, absolutely refused to rip the piss out of the army, and whoever directed/advised on it, knows a thing or 2 about Squaddies......

Fair points all and I'm probably being too harsh. *(looks sheepish, but isn't about to rush out and buy the DVD).

(Was the selling lives bit a follow on from the tattoo in the gulf incident? I take it that SAS bloke and Mr Hard but decent have a set to?)

Mr.Hard but Decent, and Mr. PsuedoSaSNastyBastard have a proper set to, which forms the climax of the film (Quelle surprise) . It's funny, but I've never met a Sasser who was such a dyed-in-the-wool nutter.........

Worth hiring on video GoodBoss, and I look forward to the sequel.....

Red Dawn has got to be contender. *The USA is invaded by the Cubans & their allies. *Heroic teenage school kids fight as a resistance movement.

I watched it in Leicester Square with some friends after a visit to the pub. *We found it a giggle a minute. *Much to the annoyance of two Yanks sitting misty eyed in the row in front.

all you 13 fools who voted for Who Dares Wins as the wwfe in the polls now have the chance to review the subject and change your minds, Its on BBC1 NOW!!!!

not much cop if youre reading this tomorrow mornin but at least I tried!!

"Dogs of War" staring Christopher Walkin total Arrse. And not in a good way.