Thread: Top 70's TV Totty

Angharad Rees (Demelza Poldark)

Originally Posted by maninblack

Angharad Rees (Demelza Poldark)

Dont forget these lovelies

Some greats there but what about Jenny Hanley from Magpie? I bumped into her in an off-licence in a village near Reading and got to tell her what effect she had on me as a young boy. The magic had gone and so had her figure...sigh.

I could also have done a fair amount of damage to....

Lesley Judd
Bonnie Langford
Alexandro Bastedo (Sharron MacReady in The Champions) I know it was made in the late 60s but I didn't see it until the repeats in about 1970

WHAT ABOUT REAL PEOPLE LIKE CRISSY EVERT THE TENNIS PLAYER??? THOSE SHORT WHITE SKIRTS!!

bang one out...

Originally Posted by maninblack

I could also have done a fair amount of damage to....

Lesley Judd
Bonnie Langford
Alexandro Bastedo (Sharron MacReady in The Champions) I know it was made in the late 60s but I didn't see it until the repeats in about 1970

You have got to be shitting me????? I too could have done a lot of damage to Langford. I would have welded her gob shut and thrown her off a tower crane.

I entirely agree, Flashy, but I know something about her that you don't and it makes her all the more attractive before she is stripped and beaten half to death with a tyre lever and left to die in a big patch of nettles.

Originally Posted by maninblack

I entirely agree, Flashy, but I know something about her that you don't and it makes her all the more attractive before she is stripped and beaten half to death with a tyre lever and left to die in a big patch of nettles.

Spill the beans MIB

Tell me!


Does she like getting done up the dung trumpet by a collection of pedigree Schausers whilst having her front bottom flogged with a Triumph Boneville chain?

If not, I'm not interested.

Originally Posted by The Lord Flasheart

Tell me!


Does she like getting done up the dung trumpet by a collection of pedigree Schausers whilst having her front bottom flogged with a Triumph Boneville chain?

If not, I'm not interested.

Very close to the mark

I didn't know about the hounds and the bike chain but the rest is about right according to a friend of mine.

I know its wrong, and if there is a heaven, I'll burn in hell for my inexcusable perversion, but I'd love to sort out Ms Langford.
In fact, what the hell, in for a penny, in for a pound, throw in Una Stubbs for a threesome and I'll spend eternity keeping Judas Escarriott company. :D

Ohh yeah, shes real 'top shelf totty'. Id rather do Arthur Mullard.


Not withstanding. Tell us all MiB. You may just sway my opinion if she does a good turn up the wrong 'un and likes to be force fed a pooey helmet.

(If you are concerned about any possibly libel cases, just put 'rumoured, supposedly or someone looking like Bonnie Langford' in front of whatever sluttery she is guilty of).

The words "likes" "enjoys" and "advocates" spring to mind.

Originally Posted by The Lord Flasheart

Emma Peel

Department: Unofficial operative
Active duty: 1965-67
Height: 5'-8½"
Assigned to: Steed, John

Close, no cigar.
A Top 60's TV totty thread?

Really wanted to put Diana Rigg in here but agree with Flashy - 60s all the way.