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**Paton216tech** · 18-08-2012, 21:30

That was just classic. That lass who thought she was Pink kicking off. Loving it.

**Legs** · 18-08-2012, 21:33

Since when has discussion of fucking X-Fuctor been allowed within these hallowed halls? Next you'll be raving about Big Fucking Brother...

Wankers

**CAARPS** · 18-08-2012, 21:37

Originally Posted by Legs

Since when has discussion of fucking X-Fuctor been allowed within these hallowed halls? Next you'll be raving about Big Fucking Brother...

Wankers

Another quality programme, more informed comment than f*cking question time anyway

**Jimmy_Green** · 18-08-2012, 22:29

The sort of person that watches this shite is the same sort of fucktard that watches Jeremy Kyle, Eastenders, and Big Brother. Chav television for the hard of thinking; the sludge at the bottom of the gene pool. They should all be killed to death.

I'd rather lick windows in an Indian leper colony than watch any of that bollocks.

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 18-08-2012, 22:39

Originally Posted by Jimmy_Green

The sort of person that watches this shite is the same sort of fucktard that watches Jeremy Kyle, Eastenders, and Big Brother. Chav television for the hard of thinking; the sludge at the bottom of the gene pool. They should all be killed to death.

I'd rather lick windows in an Indian leper colony than watch any of that bollocks.

I would rather watch this excellent band....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vezU1...eature=related

**CAARPS** · 18-08-2012, 23:07

Originally Posted by Jimmy_Green

The sort of person that watches this shite is the same sort of fucktard that watches Jeremy Kyle, Eastenders, and Big Brother. Chav television for the hard of thinking; the sludge at the bottom of the gene pool. They should all be killed to death.

I'd rather lick windows in an Indian leper colony than watch any of that bollocks.

Yet more of my must watch TV

**Jimmy_Green** · 19-08-2012, 00:45

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

I would rather watch this excellent band....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vezU1...eature=related

Not as good as our very own...

Top of the Pops May 1976 - The Wurzels - YouTube

**FORMER_FYRDMAN** · 19-08-2012, 01:21

Originally Posted by CAARPS

Yaaaarrrp uh uh uh

I have no idea what you're on about but I did once have a Dalek Annual where the Daleks took on robotic creatures who spoke like that. The Daleks destroyed one of the legs that the city stood on and the robotic creatures (not to be confused with Daleks, who are also robotic creatures) got creamed. I'm sorry if that's a bit involved but children's stories weren't afraid of complexity in my day.

**FORMER_FYRDMAN** · 19-08-2012, 01:25

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

So you subscribe to the 'post modernist irony' defence?

I take the X Factor seriously. It's seriously shite.

It's like watching one of Mengele's experiments set to music.

Guilty. As long as 'post modernist irony' involves all my Irish friends squirming like hell whenever Jedward is mentioned, I am post modern and faultlessly ironic.