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Discuss Billie Piper in schoolgirl lesbian sex shock! in Films, Music and All Things Artsy on The Army Rumour Service; Tuesday 19th, 22:35, BBC1. BBC One - True Love, Holly Billie Piper shares a lesbian kiss as she portrays a teacher who falls for her teenage female student | Mail Online I look forward to ...
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    Billie Piper in schoolgirl lesbian sex shock!

    Tuesday 19th, 22:35, BBC1.

    BBC One - True Love, Holly

    Billie Piper shares a lesbian kiss as she portrays a teacher who falls for her teenage female student | Mail Online

    I look forward to her thoughtful and artistic portrayal of the emotional turmoil of noshing out teenage clunge.
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    FFS I thought this was a real confession when I saw the thread......!


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    So you get the time and channel to watch Piper artistically shagging a teenage girl, and you'd prefer it was a news story?

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    Billie Piper snogging Kaya Scodelario? Win!!!
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    Thats a thread title guaranteed to get lots of views!!
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    I notice it doesn't clash with the football thankfully. Or is that why we have BBC I-Player nowadays? I'll go to bad feeling happy - and if Happy doesn't like it. I'll feel grumpy instead!

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    The disapointment is deep in this one. The thread title offered so much potential.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rgjbloke View Post
    The disapointment is deep in this one. The thread title offered so much potential.
    Don't be too disappointed, just the thought of them is going into the wank bank.
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    BBC Drama Commissioning Manager - <mumbles> "Oh No, not another shite drama pitch"

    Production Company Exec - "You'll love this, it's about modern love!"

    BDCM - "Really, another one?" <rolls eyes>

    PEC - It's about a beautiful school teacher who has a lesbian affair with her barely legal pupil, we're thinking of casting Billie Piper in the lead role"

    BDCM (swivells chair to look out the window) - <silence>

    PEC - "So what do you think?"

    BDCM - "Quick tell me more details, I'm nearly there . . "



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
    BBC Drama Commissioning Manager - <mumbles> "Oh No, not another shite drama pitch"

    Production Company Exec - "You'll love this, it's about modern love!"

    BDCM - "Really, another one?" <rolls eyes>

    PEC - It's about a beautiful school teacher who has a lesbian affair with her barely legal pupil, we're thinking of casting Billie Piper in the lead role"

    BDCM (swivells chair to look out the window) - <silence>

    PEC - "So what do you think?"

    BDCM - "Quick tell me more details, I'm nearly there . . "

    Fail. The Commissioning Manager is probably a screaming iron. (BBC + Equality = ?)

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