ARmy Rumour SErvice

**CaptainPlume** · 18-06-2012, 13:53

Originally Posted by Goatman

...yes Plume, what IS it about Mrs Fox that has guys so interested ? Hmmm - it's a real head-scratcher that one...

I was thinking of when she was younger & had cheeks like a hamster. Conventional beauty she isn't, but were I a single man I'd stand to attention & show her my Officer's mess...

**Cold_Collation** · 18-06-2012, 14:06

Originally Posted by Fat_Cav

It did cross my mind, but I couldn't think of any funny scenarios with a Charles Haughtry type BBC manager and ideas of Bille Piper withering on the bed while being lapped at by a young girl acting like a de-hydrated dog

Well, how about (for the last line): [Thinks] "Hm, grubby. But how much can we, the not-for-profit BBC sell that for overseas?"

And then segue in Daily Mail-style faux outrage. That way, we get one in the wank bank and the outrage bus on the road.

In fact, I'm outraged you didn't think of that.

**Fat_Cav** · 18-06-2012, 14:19

Originally Posted by Cold_Collation

Well, how about (for the last line): [Thinks] "Hm, grubby. But how much can we, the not-for-profit BBC sell that for overseas?"

And then segue in Daily Mail-style faux outrage. That way, we get one in the wank bank and the outrage bus on the road.

In fact, I'm outraged you didn't think of that.

Sorry Bud, I was too busy thinking of Billie Piper in the throws of teenage cunnilingus to be concerned about those that I can't outrage

**Goatman** · 18-06-2012, 16:03

I agree with Old Snowy [locked in the echoing fastness of that bloody awful steel barn abaft Nightingale HLS ] ...more pictures of shameful teen temptress Piper are the very last thing that men in the desert shd be exposed to...it's outrageous...

and of course in her trademark 'Baron Samedi' outfit:

**CaptainPlume** · 18-06-2012, 16:05

I still want to know why she wants me to go to the ATM. Is she hoping I'll pay her or is she going to give me her PIN? That's a terrible breach of security, you know.

**Balloonatic** · 20-06-2012, 21:15

Anyone watch it? I know my child protection course was almost a year ago but did I miss teacher-student relationships becoming 'ok'?

That said, it was all rather tame to be honest, looks like I'll have to crack out the dodgy boxed set of 'secret diary' I picked up a while back... Yes dear, the story line is fascinating...