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    Another luvvie who might have a crack at the title:

    Orlando Bloom.

    He's knocking the back outa Miranda Kerr - lucky cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beagleboy View Post
    Another luvvie who might have a crack at the title:

    Orlando Bloom.

    He's knocking the back outa Miranda Kerr - lucky cunt.
    he's a wee streak of piss though
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    if we are really taking the piss, what about Danny Dyer, or Tom Cruise.?

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    Charlie Hunnam, who plays Jackson Teller in Son's of Anarchy. He was in 'Byker Grove' as a sprog and later batted for the other team in 'Queer as Folk'. The point being that he can act, he's a convincing enough California 1% as well as a Geordie mincer.
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    Another thought, Damien Lewis, ginger though he be. Having just read GMF's 'Hollywood history of the world' I would imagine any of the matinee idols would meet with his approval, Basil Rathbone would do well.
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    I must admit Damien Lewis had occured to me. Excellent in Band of Brothers and Homeland nad obvioulsly has the right sense of humour if his HIGNFY appearances are anything to go by

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    I reckon Stephen Mangan could have a good crack at it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chef View Post
    Another thought, Damien Lewis, ginger though he be. Having just read GMF's 'Hollywood history of the world' I would imagine any of the matinee idols would meet with his approval, Basil Rathbone would do well.
    I think Lewis is brilliant but - he's only about 2 feet tall. Put him on a charger and he'll look like a kid on his dad's horse.

    Or he could just look look very odd on the only Shetland Pony in a squadron of chargers.
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    Got to be James Purefoy, Mark Strong or Dominic West - with a proper set of whiskers, all of them match the Flashy demographic and are good, witty actors. Of the three, probably West for preference.
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    Well thank you ARRSErs. Some very good examples here, but one or two duff ones. Much as I like Benedict Cumberpatch, I don't think he's got that caddish quality, however Jude Law would do a good job. James Purefoy would be a top cad and I like the idea of the Hugh Lawrie etc.

    For those of you who watched the "Rome" series, how about Ray Stephenson, the one who played Pullo ? Big fella and proved that he was no slouch at galloping a bird on set.

    Ricky Gervais gets nowhere near the set OK ? Just want to make that clear because he's, well, a Twat - put it bluntly.
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