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**Tinman74** · 26-01-2012, 14:01

Its unfashionable to like them, even worse if you admit to have seeing them live. But I do.

The Shame!!!

**762baynet** · 26-01-2012, 14:06

I find it hard to imagine a more uninteresting and sterile sound than Coldplay.

**23GN00** · 26-01-2012, 14:09

Originally Posted by Forastero

so how is it this tube is still in the band and how the hell did the rest of his bandmates not fall over pissing themselves laughing when he came up with these pearlers?

I imagine a quick peak at their bank balance will remind them while he is still in the band.
But I am a cynic.

**Mr_Deputy** · 26-01-2012, 14:20

Didnt he do that awful song with the last WWI survivor? Harry Patch.
I heard it on Radio 4 one morning and nearly threw the radio out of the car. I think I punched myself in the face to divert my brain from it, it was so annoying. It annoyed me all day and I only heard a few seconds of it. I think some people must've liked it but I just thought it was tripe personally. I also dislike him (Martin, not Mr Patch) because he was whining about how hard it was to be a pop star. Without even saying why really....just whining. If I had to listen to his music day in, day out it would do my head in though to be fair.

**Bollock-chops** · 26-01-2012, 14:28

That was the old Coldplay that became Radiohead, it was truly awful.

**foofighter94** · 26-01-2012, 14:31

I like the music he makes, I just don't like him.

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

**terroratthepicnic** · 26-01-2012, 15:47

It might be just me, but when he sings pardise, I hear Para dies. It is probably the way he sings/says it, but thats what I hear.

**Mr_Deputy** · 26-01-2012, 16:16

Originally Posted by terroratthepicnic

It might be just me, but when he sings pardise, I hear Para dies. It is probably the way he sings/says it, but thats what I hear.

Every time he sings it a para dies? good reason to off him then surely?
I thought the song was about "parrot's eyes" ...

**Forastero** · 26-01-2012, 16:20

I was just listening to it in the car, apart from anything else it sounds like he's singing through his nose.

**Mr_Deputy** · 26-01-2012, 16:25

Originally Posted by Forastero

I was just listening to it in the car, apart from anything else it sounds like he's singing through his nose.

and to me, in most interview, he sounds like he's talking thru another part of his anatomy.
its all a bit choirboy-ish for me as well i forgot to mention that. what is it about grown men singing pop sonsg in falceto kind of tones? we have women for that!