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    Weeping angel statue

    Has anyone seen a statue of the 'weeping angels', from Dr. Who, for sale anywhere?

    I want to put one in a quite corner of the garden to scare the kids

    Google doesn't seem to come up with anything suitable, but something with the hands over the face would be perfect.
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    Re: Weeping angel statue

    There only seems to be life-size cardboard cutouts. http://www.starstills.com/products/Weeping-Angel-(Blink-Angel)-(Doctor-Who)-%252d-Lifesize-Cardboard-Cutout-%7B47%7D-Standee.html
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    Had no idea what you were talking about. Googled it. Surmise that you must hate your kids. Nice work!
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    Make one from apier mache, mount it on a concealed track. Every day move it nearer and nearer to the house.

    What do you mean they are only kids? Fcuck 'em and eat them!

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    Re: Weeping angel statue

    Hire in a couple of these 'Living Statues' and then when they jump out at the little buggers, I'll bet you'll never, ever have a issue with them again.



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    Re: Weeping angel statue

    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav
    Hire in a couple of these 'Living Statues' and then when they jump out at the little buggers, I'll bet you'll never, ever have a issue with them again.

    Brilliant!

    I was wondering what to do for the 6-year-old's next birthday party.

    On a similar vein, I've clearly unearthed a gap in the garden ornament market. Who's in?
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    Re: Weeping angel statue

    Quote Originally Posted by Cuddles
    Make one from apier mache, mount it on a concealed track. Every day move it nearer and nearer to the house.

    What do you mean they are only kids? Fcuck 'em and eat them!
    Don't get me started. I am going to have to stop talking to you.

    Count me in for the scary garden ornament project. I reckon there is a gap in the market for Cybermen gnomes too.
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    Re: Weeping angel statue

    I seem to remember wheelie bins have already been used to eat people in Dr Who, too. That should be an easy one to manage.
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    Re: Weeping angel statue

    Google "Forbidden Planet" they might have some, there is a shop near me and they seem to have a lot of sci-fi stuff in the window.

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    you can get 5" statue(tte!)s on Amazon...

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