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    Dont start me on Michael Caine

    A thread about people who have never, ever made a bad movie.

    1) Gary Oldman

    2) Lauren Bacall

    I could go on. In fact, its odds-on I will.

    4) John Hurt
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    Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
    A thread about people who have never, ever made a bad movie.

    1) Gary Oldman
    "Bram Stoker's alleged Dracula."

    Edit: I checked out that Paddington Lebanese, btw. No Chateau Musar, but hey.
    "However proletarian and semiliterate he may have been, the English soldier, well nourished with meat and beer, stimulated with gin, and convinced of his own racial superiority to the foreign rabble he had to face, was a magnificent combatant, as anyone who has ever seen hooligans in action at a soccer match can readily imagine."

    Prof. Alessandro Barbaro, The Battle

    (nicked from Mallinson, The Making of the British Army)

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    Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
    A thread about people who have never, ever made a bad movie.

    1) Gary Oldman

    2) Lauren Bacall

    I could go on. In fact, its odds-on I will.

    4) John Hurt
    44 Inch chest. God-awful beyond all shagging belief...

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    Mary Millington....
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    Alec Guinness

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    'Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine'

    look - you're a big man, but you're out of shape. I do this for a living.


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    Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine

    Quote Originally Posted by Rumpelstiltskin

    "Bram Stoker's alleged Dracula."
    Sorry, this is a thread for heterosexuals.



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    Pah, I don't fear your homosexualism. I have Irreversible on DVD.
    "However proletarian and semiliterate he may have been, the English soldier, well nourished with meat and beer, stimulated with gin, and convinced of his own racial superiority to the foreign rabble he had to face, was a magnificent combatant, as anyone who has ever seen hooligans in action at a soccer match can readily imagine."

    Prof. Alessandro Barbaro, The Battle

    (nicked from Mallinson, The Making of the British Army)

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    Paul Newman?
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    Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine

    Female

    Scarlett Johannson

    Anna Paquin

    Natalie Portman

    Male

    Jean Reno

    Peter Sellers

    Morgan Freeman

    Tim Robbins

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    Clint Eastwood.
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    Bob Peck.

    At least, I cannot think of anything truly dodgy with which he was associated, even if I think Jurassic Park was a bit over-rated.

    EDIT - I would have added Edward Woodward, but there was Incense for the Damned...

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    Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine

    are we talking actors or directors?

    actors - Clint Eastwood
    John Belushi
    Sigourney Weaver

    directors - Michael Mann
    James Cameron
    David Fincher
    Stanley Kubrick
    I would love to be able to say John Carpenter but lets be honest, he went off the boil after They Live. more's the pity. his films prior to that are almost all solid classics.


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    Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine

    Quote Originally Posted by maguire
    James Cameron
    James Cameron??? are you mental??? Did you watch Titanic, 2 hours of dross, the only good bit is hearing the bloke bounce off the propeller as the boat goes down.

    Never been in a bad movie?? Denzel Washington


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    Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine

    Quote Originally Posted by maguire
    are we talking actors or directors?

    actors - Clint Eastwood
    John Belushi
    Sigourney Weaver

    directors - Michael Mann
    James Cameron
    David Fincher
    Stanley Kubrick
    I would love to be able to say John Carpenter but lets be honest, he went off the boil after They Live. more's the pity. his films prior to that are almost all solid classics.
    Miami Vice was shi*t.

    Have to agree on John Carpenter though, his early films were awesome.

    UK actors

    1. Steve Graham

    2. Christian Bale

    3. Sean Connerry
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    Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine

    Quote Originally Posted by Miner
    Clint Eastwood.
    <cough>"Every Which Way But Loose"<cough, cough>

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    Re: Dont start me on Michael Caine

    Quote Originally Posted by Ursus.Maritimus
    Female

    Scarlett Johannson

    Anna Paquin

    Natalie Portman

    Male

    Jean Reno - Good actor, but remember Godzilla?

    Peter Sellers

    Morgan Freeman

    Tim Robbins
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