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    The Expendables

    After years of unspeakable corruption that concludes with tragedies such as murder of American hostages and betrayal of foreign policies, and finally recognizing a way out of this terrible mess, the U.S. along with other Nations, equally seeking the end of this catastrophe, secretly put together a squad of its highest trained military personnel to finally overthrow the dictator who has caused devastation in South America for over 20 years.
    Sounds like it'll be quite a decent film and has a fair few A - Listers in the cast, including.

    Sylvester Stallone
    Bruce Willis
    Jet Li
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Jason Statham
    Dolph Lundgren
    Mickey Rourke
    Danny Trejo.

    The Expendables
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    Re: The Expendables

    Quote Originally Posted by BrokenArrow
    After years of unspeakable corruption that concludes with tragedies such as murder of American hostages and betrayal of foreign policies, and finally recognizing a way out of this terrible mess, the U.S. along with other Nations, equally seeking the end of this catastrophe, secretly put together a squad of its highest trained military personnel to finally overthrow the dictator who has caused devastation in South America for over 20 years.
    Sounds like it'll be quite a decent film and has a fair few A - Listers in the cast, including.

    Sylvester Stallone
    Bruce Willis
    Jet Li
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Jason Statham
    Dolph Lundgren
    Mickey Rourke
    Danny Trejo.

    The Expendables
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    Re: The Expendables

    Is Jason Statham as the only Brit I recognise there playing the baddie?

    America you slllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggg
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    Only actoe missing? Victor Meldrew. The cast have a slight smell of wee about them as thay are all duffers. Obviosly our Jason is pushing the wheelchairs
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    Re: The Expendables

    Quote Originally Posted by the_boy_syrup
    Is Jason Statham as the only Brit I recognise there playing the baddie?
    No, apparently he's playing an ex-SAS (of course) guy who's an expert in CQB (of course again) and really handy with blades (of course yet again *sigh*)
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    Dear God-you can almost taste the heady mix of Newmarket Oil and Sanatogen.
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