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			<title>We will never buckle under terrorism.</title>
			<link>http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/199184-we-will-never-buckle-under-terrorism.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 05:10:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>We will never buckle under terrorism. A quote from our glorious Prime Minister in the wake of the evil atrocity of Woolwich yesterday. Well Mr...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->We will never buckle under terrorism. A quote from our glorious Prime Minister in the wake of the evil atrocity of Woolwich yesterday. Well Mr Cameron what to you say to the British government of the day in 1998 that did just that. This is not for debate in the house of Lords, this is not a debate to be held in a pub in souh <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.laterooms.com/en/p9405/k16295585_london-hotels.aspx" title="London" target="_blank">London</a>, but it is the debated viewpoint of some moronically thick young muslim men  who want their name in the headlines. To these people the acts of terror put political pressure on the government and in their eyes terrorism works. To listen to some spokesman for the Muslim Council of Britain on the BBC last night was sickening. Wheras he of course did not support the armed action of the Woolwich incident, he could understand that the actions of the British Govenment foreign policy could anger young people to the extent that  they could be radicalised or influenced to carry out actions of this type. Not once did he mention EVIL CRIME. This interview had all the hallmarks of Gerry Adams and his crowd in the late 80s FACT. A British Government managed to spin the acts of EVIL and still today are diluting them in the aim of a &quot;peace process&quot; FACT. In the world's eyes , especially the impressionable young muslims that is &quot;buckling under terrorism&quot; , what David Cameron said yesterday we will never do. It will be very interesting to see what happens to this terrorist who was charged yesterday with the MURDER of British Soldiers in 1982.<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<dc:creator>Tytus_Barnowl</dc:creator>
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			<title>FFS enough with the...</title>
			<link>http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/199175-ffs-enough.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 19:52:37 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[FFS enough with the big button eh....  that's the second time a threads got hit by the censor....   Anyone would think ARRSE has moved the server to...]]></description>
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			<dc:creator>snapper</dc:creator>
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			<title>Working with troglodytes</title>
			<link>http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/199170-working-troglodytes.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:27:02 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[I got transferred to another dept on monday, I'm currently working with agency staff (I am employed as a temp by the company) the charge hand for the...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->I got transferred to another dept on monday, I'm currently working with agency staff (I am employed as a temp by the company) the charge hand for the agency peeps (herein after referred to as mongs) is a right trogolodyte, most of them come from gt. yarmouth , and it shows, when I saw her with her hand down her baggy track suit trousers scratching her crotch it did not fill me with great desire, that and she only has about 4 teeth in her head. The feeling seems to be mutual though, much more of this and I'll tell the troll  exactly where to get off, she might reign supreme over the other agency mongs but I work direct for the company as such she has no command over me, thank fuck.<br />
I post this as a rant to get it off my chest but also to ask, has anyone else worked for a troll like that who had no real command over you so you could , in a sort of polite way, say fuck off trog?<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<dc:creator>dhobidust</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie won't be getting 'em out any more.]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 10:34:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-22520720" target="_blank">BBC News - Angelina Jolie has double mastectomy</a> 
 
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			<dc:creator>Steven</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[I'm a MOD.]]></title>
			<link>http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/198697-im-mod.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 20:06:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Unfortunately, I am so stuck up my own arrse, I can barely see sunlight.   
 
I delete posts where someone is mean to me because I am so insecure and...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Unfortunately, I am so stuck up my own arrse, I can barely see sunlight.  <br />
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I delete posts where someone is mean to me because I am so insecure and it makes me cry.  Boo hoo.<br />
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I try to be &quot;In with the In Crowd&quot;, but I'm really a snivelling shit who sucks up.<br />
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Have you guessed who I am yet?<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<title>Late News</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 00:14:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>General Gordon Slain in Khartoum</description>
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			<dc:creator>single malt</dc:creator>
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			<title>Moderation  Kent Police issues</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2013 08:53:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>As I understand it there is an order of a High Court Judge from 1998 that prohibits naming or otherwise identifying a man whose name emerged in...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->As I understand it there is an order of a High Court Judge from 1998 that prohibits naming or otherwise identifying a man whose name emerged in evidence at the Mortlock v Maison libel trial Aldwych High Court.<br />
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My guess is that the High Court Judge made the order so as to protect fairness of criminal inquiries he felt would inevitably ensue, by Kent Police,  from the libel case.<br />
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Amongst crime complaints refused by Kent Police (referred to on another current thread) were the crime complaints arising from that High Court case.  <br />
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Hence with regard to the murder of 6th Thanet Gun range member Ken Speakman (a retd MI5 officer) 1996; with regard to HM Coroner requests circa 97 to Kent Police to re-examine the death (suicide verdict) of Georgina Maison 1978 (A request refused by Kent Police) and with regard to police attempts to intimidate complainants about 6th Thanet Gun range and the associated issues there is a rock and a hard place.<br />
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To tell a fuller story would mean breaching a High Court Order.  <br />
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What I will say is that if the full story emerges it would probably make the Huhne history look trivial by comparison.<br />
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Of course it would require that Baroness Scotland declare whether or not she was aware of the High Court order when she claimed Chief constable Fuller for CPS and got him out of Police.  It would require that Senior Law Lord (I think his name is Phiilips of Maltravers) make a similar clarification.  <br />
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It would require a clarification from Roger Gale MP.<br />
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But that is why I take care.  What's the point of a rule of law unless you respect it.<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<dc:creator>BounceBanana</dc:creator>
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			<title>An attractive young lady</title>
			<link>http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/198574-attractive-young-lady.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 19:55:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2322010/Dental-surgery-receptionist-28-threatened-sack-eating-APPLE-desk.html"...]]></description>
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			<dc:creator>Bushmills</dc:creator>
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			<title>Weirder and Weirder,what is the World coming to?.</title>
			<link>http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/198480-weirder-weirder-what-world-coming.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 10:02:41 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Cycling Bears (wtf),Cycling Monkeys (wtf),Bears eating Monkeys (F me) 
 
 
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			<dc:creator>tuffy52</dc:creator>
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			<title>Right, which ARRSER works for Danish Television?</title>
			<link>http://www.arrse.co.uk/arrse-hole/198449-right-arrser-works-danish-television.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 17:47:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[It's gotta be an ARSSER... 
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->It's gotta be an ARSSER...<br />
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<a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10040828/Did-this-woman-commission-the-most-sexist-TV-programme-ever.html" target="_blank">Did this woman commission the most sexist TV programme ever? - Telegraph</a><br />
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			A Danish TV show, Blachman, has caused international uproar, as it features naked women who aren't allowed to speak while two men critique their bodies. <br />
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Imagine if BBC Four commissioned a TV series in which two blokes watched a woman silently strip in a dark studio under a fierce spotlight and then proceeded to analyse her naked form for the next 30 minutes. Imagine if that buck naked woman wasn’t allowed to speak, while two slightly chubby men talked about every single part of her body – as the camera zoomed in on each of her various bits (all bits I must stress). Imagine if that woman was a school teacher appearing completely nude on BBC Four at a very tame 10pm.
			
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</div>Purely for research purposes, I found a link to the program. [NSFW]<br />
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<a href="http://www.dr.dk/tv/se/blachman/blachman-1-6/" target="_blank">Blachman (2:6) | DR2 | DR</a><br />
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Now I can think of a few female celebs I'd like to nominate to appear on the program...<br />
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			<dc:creator>Wordsmith</dc:creator>
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			<title>Marines too 6 rifles</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 16:51:32 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Hello all, 
 im currently in the royal marines and im wanting to transfer to 6 rifles, i know this is a slight step down for me but I was wanting to...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Hello all,<br />
 im currently in the royal marines and im wanting to transfer to 6 rifles, i know this is a slight step down for me but I was wanting to know can this happen? My reasons for transfer are so i can develop my home life and social life<br />
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			<dc:creator>urikibolokov</dc:creator>
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			<title>dumped with style</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 11:30:04 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[whilst perusing the DM website for theirusual soft-porn celeb pics, I spotted this article 
 
<a...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->whilst perusing the DM website for theirusual soft-porn celeb pics, I spotted this article<br />
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<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2320179/Funniest-ways-dump-partner-letter-Im-having-tough-time-I-drew-picture-riding-giraffe.html?ICO=most_read_module" target="_blank">Funniest ways to dump your partner by letter: 'I'm having a tough time so I drew a picture of me riding a giraffe' | Mail Online</a><br />
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just wondered if anyone on here had been dumped in style? Is rumour about the Staffs guy who got sent a video of his Missus getting it from the rear party as part of his Dear John true?<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<dc:creator>Taff49</dc:creator>
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			<title>Racing pigeons</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 16:15:48 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Noticed a racing pigeon in the garden this afternoon.Eventually it came to see me.It had water,and I blagged some layers pellets from the milf next...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><!-- google_ad_section_start -->Noticed a racing pigeon in the garden this afternoon.Eventually it came to see me.It had water,and I blagged some layers pellets from the milf next door and it ate that.It was happy to be picked up,so I put it in one of the cat carrier boxes we have.<br />
I just went to fill the water and food,and noticed the shit it is producing has a emerald green tinge to it- is this normal?<!-- google_ad_section_end --></div>

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			<title>Peado Walt</title>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2013 17:42:15 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://Www.facebook.com/stinsonhunterofficial" target="_blank">Www.facebook.com/stinsonhunterofficial</a> 
 
See the latest video showing a...]]></description>
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			<title>Darwin claims another !</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 16:30:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Some bloke in Derby tried to break in to a solicitors office by climbing down a chimney , got stuck and died......! 
 
What a dork!</description>
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