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14-12-2006, 16:51 #1
Forces in the frame for Ipswich murders?.......
Extract from Daily Mirror: (for what it's worth)
6 GROUPS HE COULD BE FROM..
By Jeff Edwards
EXPERTS have identified six groups of people that could include the killer.
Army and RAF personnel
Ipswich is near Colchester, home of the Parachute Regiment. There is an RAF base at Honington.
More than 2,000 RAF personnel work at the Marham Tornado base in Norfolk and the Jaguar station at Coltishall, near Norwich.
Several hundred army personnel are based with the Light Dragoons at Swanton Morley, Norfolk.
US Air Force personnel
More than 5,000 US airmen are based at Lakenheath and Mildenhall on the Suffolk-Cambs borders.
Truck drivers
Felixstowe port, east of Ipswich, is Europe's second-biggest container terminal.
Together with the Ipswich docks and the port complex at Harwich they generate 10,000 lorryloads a week.
Many use the A14, which is close to where all the bodies were found.
Itinerant farm workers
An estimated 10,000 foreign farm workers are thought to be in the region.
Taxi drivers
Cabbies from all over Suffolk, Norfolk, Essex and Cambridgeshire are being checked by police.
Police and security guards
A detective said: "These girls may have been lured into a car by someone pretending to be a police officer or even a real cop."
Link to story here......
No mention of our friends from the aviation forum?
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14-12-2006, 16:52 #2
Re: Forces in the frame for Ipswich murders?.......
So about 80% of the working populaiton in Suffolk then.
CrapSpy is thrusting in the direction of the problem.
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14-12-2006, 16:56 #3
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that narrows it down, i am now confident he will be caught in no time...
"What kind of Terrorist are you?"
"I am a terrifying....Terrorist... Are you scared?"
"No.."
"God dammit! Oh, err, i mean Allah dammit..."
"so where did you train to be a terrorist?"
"At the Suicide Bomber facility"
"Oh really? Nice Place?"
"It was..."
"Why, what happened"
"New guy...."
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14-12-2006, 16:56 #4
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FFS! SO YET AGAIN THEY KNOW NOTHING AND ARE MAKING IT UP !!!
Sorry angry capitals as I cant believe this pap.
Rant over
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14-12-2006, 16:56 #5
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They said there was no evidence of sexual assault.
Like a para would strangle a whore without getting sunk to the nuts first.
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14-12-2006, 16:59 #6
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So it's not a sad freak who's in his 40s and still lives at home with his mother, whom he calls 'Darling'...

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14-12-2006, 16:59 #7
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What a load of twaddle, it could be anyone.
Why should these groups of people be more likely to murder than others?
Conspiricy theory no. 359:
It's the Daily Mirror's experts who are doing it, and they're trying to confuse the issue by blaming soldiers, cops, cabbies, farm workers.......
I think it's strange that self appointed experts in newspapers aren't among the suspects.
Edited because I wrote the Mail instead of the MirrorExcerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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14-12-2006, 17:08 #8
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A Crab serial killer? not very likely, bunch of muesli eating, yogurt weaving jessies. Choking the chicken is about their limit.
Timing is everything. If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're fucked.
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14-12-2006, 17:09 #9
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But everything written in the Mirror has got to be true!
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14-12-2006, 17:23 #10
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How does the fact that some forces personell are based in the region contribute to a murder inquiry?
So truck drivers use the A14, geewizz, they must all be killers then?!
"An estimated 10,000 foreign farm workers are thought to be in the region."
So freaking what? The population of Ipswich is about 111000. If a population can be collectively suspect just because there's quite a lot of them then I'd start with that lot.
Then, if we're going to apply the "Mirror's quick guide to crime fighting (TM)" we'd better round up the 85% of the population who are right-handed - there's loads of them buggers. And then, just to be sure, the other million who are left handed. Statistically it's just got to be one of them.
It's all cobblers says I.
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14-12-2006, 17:26 #11
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Originally Posted by DozyBint
T'was not me. I did not do it.
And that's the last time that I'm trusting you Dozy!
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14-12-2006, 17:31 #12
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Ipswich game has been called off.... apparently there is a dyslexic serial killer on the loose killing all the substitutes.
I'll get my coat.Don't sit on the fence, it will jag your arrse.
Dougal: Oho, Ted, the Italians know about football, all right. And fashion. God Ted, do you remember that man who was so good at fashion, they had to shoot him?
fcuk him, if he's too slow, he's dead!
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14-12-2006, 17:31 #13
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Read in The Mirror yesterday that the profile is as follows
'White male between 25 and 40
Lives/works/holidays locally'
On that basis I am truly fingered along with almost 50% of the UK population!
What an accurate profile that is! bet the bloke who did it is 5h1tting himself, the local plod have also asked him to give himself up!
Quality policing
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14-12-2006, 17:37 #14
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Honington - Home of the RAF Regiment, more like Marham???
Perhaps it was a forces rugby team. Always short on hookers.It's all up the walls...

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14-12-2006, 17:38 #15
Re: Forces in the frame for Ipswich murders?.......
Originally Posted by pots359v

Further profiling has suggested that, the killer sleeps 6-8 hours at a time, and probably eats at least two meals a day.Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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