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**TheLordFlasheart** · 14-12-2006, 23:20

Originally Posted by dutch_paddy

google are posting a news item in the satten Island Newspaper saying it might be a septic, a trans atlantic killer

Phew. Tell you what, why don't we call the Police off the case and just let the journos find him? They do all seem to think they are Clark fucking Kent afterall.

**dutch_paddy** · 14-12-2006, 23:25

Originally Posted by The Lord Flasheart

Originally Posted by dutch_paddy

google are posting a news item in the satten Island Newspaper saying it might be a septic, a trans atlantic killer

Phew. Tell you what, why don't we call the Police off the case and just let the journos find him? They do all seem to think they are Clark fucking Kent afterall.

It reminds me of a CSgt who whilst on a cordon in Carrickfergus, was approached by a very young Trevor Mcdonald who tried to get past. When he was told he could not get through he went mental and said "Its because I am Black isn't it?". The press are tossers. When on a cordon myself the BBC camera crew tried to get past and the presenter said "go on its OK you can let us through" wnakers

**ExMedic** · 14-12-2006, 23:26

I've got the solution! Get Gil Grisom over from CSI, he'll have it solved in an hour (he always does in the TV series).

**TheLordFlasheart** · 14-12-2006, 23:38

Originally Posted by ExMedic

I've got the solution! Get Gil Grisom over from CSI, he'll have it solved in an hour (he always does in the TV series).

This is the trouble. The media (and general public) seem to think even the most dastardly of crimes can be solved within an hour (including adverts) and expect reality to mimmick fiction. If after a few weeks, this murderer hasn't been caught, the press will be demanding the head of the Suffolk Police on a plate.

I don't think they realise it's not as easy as that. Especially if the perpetrator is a devious little so and so.

**EAGLE1** · 14-12-2006, 23:45

Originally Posted by The Lord Flasheart

Originally Posted by ExMedic

I've got the solution! Get Gil Grisom over from CSI, he'll have it solved in an hour (he always does in the TV series).

This is the trouble. The media (and general public) seem to think even the most dastardly of crimes can be solved within an hour (including adverts) and expect reality to mimmick fiction. If after a few weeks, this murderer hasn't been caught, the press will be demanding the head of the Suffolk Police on a plate.

I don't think they realise it's not as easy as that. Especially if the perpetrator is a devious little so and so.

I think that part has already been established by what he's already done

**TheLordFlasheart** · 14-12-2006, 23:46

Devious as in clever not as in murdering at least five people, thats a given.

**Random_Task** · 15-12-2006, 00:02

Originally Posted by The Lord Flasheart

Originally Posted by ExMedic

I've got the solution! Get Gil Grisom over from CSI, he'll have it solved in an hour (he always does in the TV series).

This is the trouble. The media (and general public) seem to think even the most dastardly of crimes can be solved within an hour (including adverts) and expect reality to mimmick fiction. If after a few weeks, this murderer hasn't been caught, the press will be demanding the head of the Suffolk Police on a plate.

I don't think they realise it's not as easy as that. Especially if the perpetrator is a devious little so and so.

What really condemned CSI to the same league as Ultimate Force (for me at least), was the fact that a ginger (and a GWAR to boot) has the lead role.

**BuckFelize** · 15-12-2006, 01:29

Originally Posted by sandmanfez

A Crab serial killer? Not very likely, bunch of muesli-eating, yogurt-weaving jessies. Choking the chicken is about their limit.

Don't you believe it mate. I used to be a bezzer with a murdering nutcase - except we didn't know that until he was collared for assault - and subsequently sang like a bird over a string of rapes, assaults and a murder. Funny ol' world, eh?

As for chickeneers? I'll have you know I was a premiership player in the Spotty on Fridays & Sat'days. Strangled poultry noticeable by its absence - apart from in the PCAU accommodation, the inhabitants of which preferred to spend their evenings largeing it at the bar and looking 'ard, whilst the cream of Betty's Flying Club stole the show with the (very) available lovelies from Cartoontown.

**Mavis_the_man_mountain** · 15-12-2006, 01:59

This might seem stupid, but it says Crabs from RAF Coltishall, I lived there in my early teens, and I always thought as of recent that it was a skeleton base, with only enough personel to make sure the place dosent burn down ect. So hardly enough to make a difference! Also, it takes a F*cking age to get out of that place! no dual carriageways, and tractors left right and centre! They wouldnt really be arrsed to drive for 1 hour 30+ to kill some hooker.

**BuckFelize** · 15-12-2006, 02:20

RAF Coltishall has been an operational station since the Battle of Britain (a bit before actually), but it is now C-L-O-S-E-D. Something that the media mongs didn't bother to check out.