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I get slugs come in to my flat at night and can't work out where the fuck they come from or how o could stop them. Any ideas ?
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- 11-09-2011, 00:06 #2
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- 11-09-2011, 00:11 #3Member
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You could put a sign up, or failing that move.
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Slug pellets or some salt should stop the fkrs. I know they're homeless snails like but taking root in your flat! wtf!!!
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spray saline and orange solution is your friend. did it all over my house, and never had an issue since. Do it once a month and it also helps with daddy longlegs, ants and spiders
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I'm sorry for your plight but that is one of the funniest posts I have seen on this site in fucking ages.
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Grenades. Definitely grenades. One or two grenades and you'll not be troubled by the pesky blighters breaking and entering ever again.
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Use slug pellets you muppet.
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They come in with the rats.
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I've often wondered how the slugs get in, I think they must follow the rats.
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