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    Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    With apologies to Ray Winstone, show us your tools...

    Here's a starter for 10, RIDGID TS3660 table saw, with DIY router table recently added.

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    ooooooooooooooo what does that button do ?
    sometimes all i have to wait,, some pr@t turns up.

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    That's just a big auto BJ machine, disguised to keep the wife from knowing.

    Don't try and bluff that the hoover attachment is for dust extraction.

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!







    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    I think DIY should be a thread within a shed forum along with burning things.

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    That's just a big auto BJ machine, disguised to keep the wife from knowing.

    Don't try and bluff that the hoover attachment is for dust extraction.
    I prefer the wife for BJs. No way I'm trying to get a BJ off a router table. That would be just stupid
    "Action this day"

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    you mean you would get an funny angle on your tool ?
    sometimes all i have to wait,, some pr@t turns up.

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by plaster
    you mean you would get an funny angle on your tool ?
    That's what mitre gauges are for!
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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by roadster280
    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    That's just a big auto BJ machine, disguised to keep the wife from knowing.

    Don't try and bluff that the hoover attachment is for dust extraction.
    I prefer the wife for BJs. No way I'm trying to get a BJ off a router table. That would be just stupid
    Fuck me, your wife still hands out BJ's after the wedding cake has been scoffed? Willingly? If so, whats your secret?

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by D0lly86
    I think DIY should be a thread within a shed forum along with burning things.
    Who said shed?
    No sooner did we form into teams than we were re-organised.
    I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet every situation by re-organising and what a wonderful method it is for giving the illusion of progress whilst only producing confusion, inefficiency & demoralisation.
    PETRONIUS AD 66

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    Quote Originally Posted by roadster280
    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    That's just a big auto BJ machine, disguised to keep the wife from knowing.

    Don't try and bluff that the hoover attachment is for dust extraction.
    I prefer the wife for BJs. No way I'm trying to get a BJ off a router table. That would be just stupid
    Fuck me, your wife still hands out BJ's after the wedding cake has been scoffed? Willingly? If so, whats your secret?
    Er... keep her happy... we run a website that er.. keeps her interest, shall we say. Much more interesting than my workshop!
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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by ancienturion
    Quote Originally Posted by D0lly86
    I think DIY should be a thread within a shed forum along with burning things.
    Who said shed?
    That's DIY project temporary workshop
    I'm lazy when I'm lovin', I'm lazy when I play
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    I'm lazy when I'm speaking, I'm lazy when I walk
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    I'm wicked and I'm Lazy!


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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by roadster280
    Er... keep her happy... we run a website that er.. keeps her interest, shall we say. Much more interesting than my workshop!
    I try to keep her happy, got her a new bag and belt for her for Christmas.



    The fucking hoover works a treat now

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by roadster280
    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    That's just a big auto BJ machine, disguised to keep the wife from knowing.

    Don't try and bluff that the hoover attachment is for dust extraction.
    I prefer the wife for BJs. No way I'm trying to get a BJ off a router table. That would be just stupid
    Homo

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    Re: Where's your tool? - What tool? THIS tool!

    Quote Originally Posted by ringdoby
    Quote Originally Posted by roadster280
    Er... keep her happy... we run a website that er.. keeps her interest, shall we say. Much more interesting than my workshop!
    I try to keep her happy, got her a new bag and belt for her for Christmas.



    The fucking hoover works a treat now
    I'm coming to the conclusion you have a thing about hoovers. Something you want to tell us about?
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