ARmy Rumour SErvice

**cbgramc** · 04-12-2008, 14:36

How thick am I thanks

**skinhead** · 04-12-2008, 14:57

Rather ironic,
just saw this topic listed just above:
"coppers battering lcpl"
so Dr_Chris's comment a cautious warning.

Perhaps if the police want and expect help
maybe they should make some serious
efforts to route out the bad apples.

**msr** · 04-12-2008, 14:59

Originally Posted by skinhead

Rather ironic,
just saw this topic listed just above:
"coppers battering lcpl"
so Dr_Chris's comment a cautious warning.

Perhaps if the police want and expect help
maybe they should make some serious
efforts to route out the bad apples.

This is for the benefit of the soldier, not the police.

MSR

**Airfix** · 04-12-2008, 15:07

Originally Posted by msr

Originally Posted by skinhead

Rather ironic,
just saw this topic listed just above:
"coppers battering lcpl"
so Dr_Chris's comment a cautious warning.

Perhaps if the police want and expect help
maybe they should make some serious
efforts to route out the bad apples.

This is for the benefit of the soldier, not the police.

MSR

Oh dear, someone caught something nasty while being a good samaratin?

**old_nis** · 04-12-2008, 16:23

No chance of any assistance to the police from me without a very much clearer exposition as to the reason why.

**marco_poloroid** · 04-12-2008, 17:00

Originally Posted by old_nis

No chance of any assistance to the police from me without a very much clearer exposition as to the reason why.

It's because a very large chip fell off your shoulder and blocked the M6 Toll.

Is an exposition like an explanation...?

**vvaannmmaann** · 04-12-2008, 17:25

Does a "male wearing DPM" make him Military? All sorts wear the stuff.

**Danny_Dravot** · 04-12-2008, 17:34

The reason the police URGENTLY need to contact the member of the Armed Forces that assisted is that he may have been exposed to a serious health and safety hazard at the scene of the RTA and may be himself at risk. This was discovered following the post-mortem of the deceased.

**thegimp** · 04-12-2008, 17:44

Originally Posted by Danny_Dravot

The reason the police URGENTLY need to contact the member of the Armed Forces that assisted is that he may have been exposed to a serious health and safety hazard at the scene of the RTA and may be himself at risk. This was discovered following the post-mortem of the deceased.

Depleted uranium, ebola, rabies, anal warts

**spaz** · 04-12-2008, 17:51

Originally Posted by Danny_Dravot

The reason the police URGENTLY need to contact the member of the Armed Forces that assisted is that he may have been exposed to a serious health and safety hazard at the scene of the RTA and may be himself at risk. This was discovered following the post-mortem of the deceased.

Yeah that old chestnut, I bet the first thing they do is check his tax disc and tyres.