ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Is that your best chat up line?

That's wank. Do try harder dear.

I do actually have a husky voice and stinking earache, call me on 01223 204421 to hear the full effect.

The bum's rush eh?
Damn, I was so hopeful as well.
I thought it might raise a bit of a smile as you're not feeling very well. Some of us do care you know.
Earache is such a b1tch, and you can't even rub it better. My sympathies with that.
If it's an external infection - warm olive oil eased the pain for me - along with Cocodamol. If it's an internal infection, I hope your Doc has prescribed strong antibiotics as IME it's the only thing that really works Unfortunately of course that takes time to get a hold on the infection.
If it's a pressure related problem ie blocked eustachian tubes then I've found using a nasal decongestant like a vicks inhaler at the same time as very gently trying to clear your ears sometimes eases the pressure so you can get a bit of relief.

Failing that, TCP and a wire brush.

Oh well, back to listening to my collection of Joanna Lumley voice-overs.

i dont think that the Gobment has gone far enough. Gurkha soldiers have contributed to the UK very significantly and if our welfare system aids such soldiers and their families I welcome it. I pay my taxes and I want it to go to the deserving. Retried Gurkhas are the deserving.