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About LinkBacks- 22-07-2008, 18:09 #1"BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual." - Gecko45
- 22-07-2008, 18:12 #2Senior Member
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Good God above. A drunken sailor.
Whatever next.You, you're my mask
You're my cover, my shelter
You, you're my mask
You're the one who's blamed
Do, do my work
Do my dirty work, scapegoat
- 22-07-2008, 18:19 #3Senior Member
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A Royal Navy sailor from Portsmouth, travelling to see his hometown team play Swindon, was hauled off a train after threatening to kill a retired paratrooper at 4pm
I'd like to seen him try
What is it with sailors and getting chucked in cells?
I can see tommorows Sun now
HERO SAILOR TELLS THE SUN HIS STORY
It was awful said Fishy McDickhead I realised I was outnumbered by these big blokes in a funny uniform so following tradition I surrendered and performed a Navy Salute (both hands on head)
After 20 minutes in the cell I felt it was best for all if I confessed as I had to think of my family
I was released and immediately remembered I had an I pod which I can't find the shitty grey suit was mine anyway and I have the awful taste of kebab in my mouth
I was so scared I thought I would never see Pompy play again
Sun expert Andy Mcnab confirmed his mistake was taking the train - taxi cabs are the way forward stated the ex boathouse painterWe should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
The shame will always be with us.
- 22-07-2008, 18:20 #4Senior Member
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The question really is, what shall we do with him?
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Band of Lovers
Buggery!
- 22-07-2008, 18:21 #5Senior Member
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Originally Posted by the_boy_syrup 
Classic "The message is that there are known knowns - there are things that we know that we know. There are known unknowns - that is to say, there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns - there are things we do not know we don't know. And each year we discover a few more of those unknown unknowns."
- 22-07-2008, 18:42 #6Senior Member
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Of course squaddies NEVER get shitfaced and act like twats do they?
- 22-07-2008, 18:44 #7Senior Member
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Oh, of course we don't
A little bite there RNMAMULL
- 22-07-2008, 18:49 #8Senior Member
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no i was just wondering if i had been seeing things the other day. :o Originally Posted by heidtheba Oh, of course we don't
A little bite there RNMAMULL
- 22-07-2008, 18:51 #9Senior Member
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We actually, tend to get 'socially confused' or 'comforatbly numb' Originally Posted by RNMAMULL no i was just wondering if i had been seeing things the other day. :o Originally Posted by heidtheba Oh, of course we don't
A little bite there RNMAMULL
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