ARmy Rumour SErvice

**benjaminw1** · 24-08-2007, 11:51

Originally Posted by still21inmymind

Prison should hurt.
Prison should not be fun.
There should be no privacy in prison.
Prisoners should be fed basic diet only.
Prisoners should be allowed only aerobic exercise, no gyms.
Prisoners should pay for their food.
Prisoners should be allowed reading material and radio only.
Prisons should be run by official bodies only, no private companies.
Prisons should be non smoking environments in accordance with the law.
There should be two activities only for prisoners; work or education.
Parole should not be considered for offences attracting more than a four year sentence.
Prisoners should be made to wear issue uniform including all underwear and footwear at all times.
Prisoners attempting escape should be shot.

Problem sorted.

You pinko liberal you; Mr Mackay

**Bagwell** · 24-08-2007, 11:54

still 21...; Oh, but the opposite of everything you just said resonates within the pink and fluffy skulls of those who are in the position to make these desisions. Also doesnt help that a worrying number of judges hold somewhat sympathetic attitudes to paedos i.e. apart from wig and gown, the other silly get up they use for their 'jobs' is a clown uniform. With a hole cut out in the bottom for prostrate stimulation as little sonny pulls the rabbit out the hat.

**Sheepkiller** · 24-08-2007, 11:58

aye right, should be knocking with their steel pole to announce the hour

**still21inmymind** · 24-08-2007, 11:59

Originally Posted by ukdaytona

Folks, If you was a Prison Officer (dont like being called Guards) would you honestly want to walk in on some big hairy arrsed ape giving his 'girlfriend' a good rogering ?

By knocking your giving them time to 'adjust' the bed clothes

Wouldn't happen, because 'conjugal visits' would be the first thing out of the window.
FFS why doesn't the raddled old bag just bring his armchair, fags, wifebeater (Stella), TV, kids etc.
The only punitive element left in prison is the fact that they are separated from such comforts and activities.

**Bagwell** · 24-08-2007, 12:00

jeffery archers 'stint' just about summed up the baffoonary of it all.

**still21inmymind** · 24-08-2007, 12:02

Originally Posted by Bagwell

still 21...; Oh, but the opposite of everything you just said resonates within the pink and fluffy skulls of those who are in the position to make these desisions. Also doesnt help that a worrying number of judges hold somewhat sympathetic attitudes to paedos i.e. apart from wig and gown, the other silly get up they use for their 'jobs' is a clown uniform. With a hole cut out in the bottom for prostrate stimulation as little sonny pulls the rabbit out the hat.

Don't worry about that lot, why do you think most 30m ranges have that fecking big wall at the back?

**still21inmymind** · 24-08-2007, 12:05

Originally Posted by Bagwell

jeffery archers 'stint' just about summed up the baffoonary of it all.

Exactly, lunch at his favourite restaurant, FFS

**Maple** · 24-08-2007, 12:07

Wouldn't happen, because 'conjugal visits' would be the first thing out of the window.

I don't think he ment that kind of 'girlfriend'

**Bagwell** · 24-08-2007, 12:10

Hire out a caribean island, say cuba, just as an idea, dress em all in red, scrub em up nice and trim...remember that shite film Face Off, well the Officer laughed that as Amnesty INt. didnt know they existed every prisoner was fucked. Just need to find somewhere secret and out the way to fit em into, and keep hush hush.