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    Rubbish terrorists

    Here's a thought for all conspiracy theorists;

    Were the Jonny Quango terrorists put up to it by the New/Old Labour spin machine to give Gordon of Cartoon a chance to get his teeth stuck into something?

    Or are Team America THAT good?!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/m.../02/do0201.xml
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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    Is it just me, or does anyone else feel slightly insulted by the poor quality of the recent attempts?

    On the one hand, I'm completely relieved about the lack of casualties, but I can't help but feel if we were regarded as at all important in the terrorists' scheme of things, they'd field their 1st XV against us instead of the jihad-walts involved at Glasgow.

    I mean to say, dowsing a carload of gas cannisters in petrol, sparking it and still not managing to get a bang? Kids round my way have better results every night from late October to mid November.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    Maybe Blair only let in the special needs terrorists?

    Long may it continue.
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    Dead right Carrots!
    Remember the old days with the 'RA?
    Mercury tilt switches, semtex, sniper attacks with Barretts, Lynxes getting shot down with M-60s...they had a bit of style, didn't they?
    Probably all sipping Guinness in Dundalk nowadays. (thank God)

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    It really does seem that we are under attack by the 'learning difficulties' wing of Al Queda.

    It will probably drive the conspiracy theorists nuts, but I suspect we're looking a bunch of nutters who came over all Jihadi, looked on google for a bit, and thought 'let's try that'..... It's a bit like road rage drivers, so long as they only hurt themselves in the ensuing accident....

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    If they were trying to cause mass casualties, or a second September 11th, they failed miserably. If it was a PR stunt then fcuk me - They made the front page of every newspaper, and the top story at every news station from here to Australia and back round the other side.

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    Trouble is, when they singe their beards doing so they'll be holed up in some nice little private hospital until it grows back.

    Keep paying those taxes guys!!
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    Be careful for what you wish for chaps.

    if I was a Jihad leader, I would be a bit miffed by these useless cnuts and send in the A-team instead
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    Yes, show a bit of sensitivity, you lot.

    Mong-martyrs have feelings too, you know. But they were a pair of twots. Surprised they didn't kneel on the concourse rubbing two sticks together.

    I do hope the rest of them are just as bad. I doubt they will be, though.
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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    Maybe the coppers and spooks are doing a better job than they get credit for?
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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots
    Is it just me, or does anyone else feel slightly insulted by the poor quality of the recent attempts?

    On the one hand, I'm completely relieved about the lack of casualties, but I can't help but feel if we were regarded as at all important in the terrorists' scheme of things, they'd field their 1st XV against us instead of the jihad-walts involved at Glasgow.

    I mean to say, dowsing a carload of gas cannisters in petrol, sparking it and still not managing to get a bang? Kids round my way have better results every night from late October to mid November.
    Seconded.

    I could'nt live with myself if I was killed by terrorists as stupid as that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ozduke
    Maybe the coppers and spooks are doing a better job than they get credit for?
    Very possibly. My first thought when I heard about the attempted bombings in London was that the IED's had been Jarked.
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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    personally I think most of the ira are now working in irish call centres plenty of opportunity to cause fear and loathing from your desk
    On a Hot morning in cyprus I found the meaning of anger. Fortunataly I was comftably numb.
    The RSM and various other NCO's seemed very agitated.
    maybe they should look into counselling?

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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    Quote Originally Posted by codbutt
    Dead right Carrots!
    Remember the old days with the 'RA?
    Mercury tilt switches, semtex, sniper attacks with Barretts, Lynxes getting shot down with M-60s...they had a bit of style, didn't they?
    Probably all sipping Guinness in Dundalk nowadays. (thank God)
    Ah, Codbutt...the Good Old Days are gone forever!(wipes away a tear)
    Saddam's Law: Shi'ite happens.

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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    Just goes to show, you don't get far if you try to overthrow civil society by recruiting through Remploy.

    What next? Pink sparkly balloons filled with nerve gas? Ice cream in explosively-formed cones?
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    As long as they remain this incompetant then all's well.

    Start worrying should they ever get their s**t together...took paddy pira a few years but by the late 80s\90s they were f***g good you've got to give 'em that.

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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    Quote Originally Posted by Werewolf
    Quote Originally Posted by codbutt
    Dead right Carrots!
    Remember the old days with the 'RA?
    Mercury tilt switches, semtex, sniper attacks with Barretts, Lynxes getting shot down with M-60s...they had a bit of style, didn't they?
    Probably all sipping Guinness in Dundalk nowadays. (thank God)
    Ah, Codbutt...the Good Old Days are gone forever!(wipes away a tear)
    Typical British soldier...war over five minutes and you are bezzering your recent enemies. "Ah the dear old IRA, damn bad friend but jolly good enemy...you knew where you were with him..." Cobblers.

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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    Quote Originally Posted by semper
    Be careful for what you wish for chaps.

    if I was a Jihad leader, I would be a bit miffed by these useless cnuts and send in the A-team instead
    We'll be fine then as long as we don't lock them in a shed full of fertiliser!

    I am sure there next attempt will be more successful, unfortunately.


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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    Quote Originally Posted by fish-head
    Quote Originally Posted by semper
    Be careful for what you wish for chaps.

    if I was a Jihad leader, I would be a bit miffed by these useless cnuts and send in the A-team instead
    We'll be fine then as long as we don't lock them in a shed full of fertiliser!

    I am sure there next attempt will be more successful, unfortunately.
    Seconded.

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    Re: Rubbish terrorists

    News just coming in that it was the militant wing of Billy Smart's. Police haven't yet confirmed this, but a pair of size 23 shoes were seen to be removed from the crime scene.

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