Rubbish terrorists

**nigegilb** · 02-07-2007, 10:58

Originally Posted by Muckshifter

International terrorists vs Glasgow baggage handler = no contest

Well done to John Smeaton, we owe you a pint or two;

Those hapless al-Qaeda boys were to find out that Glasgow has no respect for international terrorism. Nobody gets between 10,000 Weegies and a £99 week in Ibiza booked on Thursday night through Barrhead Travel.

Scottish hero link

Had it on good authority last night that the Govt is terrified of a backlash to muslim extremism in the UK. I suspect if they try it again in Scotland they will find a populace unconstrained by PC waffle.

**Cuddles** · 02-07-2007, 11:05

I am most impressed by "Smeato". Is he ex-forces? Or just a bit handy round the terminal, ken what ah means?

**Biped** · 02-07-2007, 11:05

I bet Johnny Raghead is p!ssed off as he lies in his hospital bed (with some nice nurses and their salt dispensers) thinking "Alah, Mary and Joseph, I'm not going to get any virgin action looking like this am I? I haven't even managed to get myself a ticket to the main event!"

**Fallschirmmongsturm** · 02-07-2007, 11:11

PMSL

**TheHatsRevenge** · 02-07-2007, 11:12

Good theory but not well thought out practically without an explosive charge to get the LPG liquid into the atmosphere gas bottles can be exposed to fire for severel hours before they rupture they are designed for this eventuallity.
Try this to see what they were trying to attempt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FdXTq9LXOY&NR=1

**FrankCastle** · 02-07-2007, 11:16

Originally Posted by Cuddles

I am most impressed by "Smeato". Is he ex-forces? Or just a bit handy round the terminal, ken what ah means?

Whichever, I'll buy the man a pint anytime. :D

Though since he's a Weegie, it'll probably be a pint of Buckfast.

**angular** · 02-07-2007, 11:21

Originally Posted by nigegilb

Originally Posted by Muckshifter

International terrorists vs Glasgow baggage handler = no contest

Well done to John Smeaton, we owe you a pint or two;

Those hapless al-Qaeda boys were to find out that Glasgow has no respect for international terrorism. Nobody gets between 10,000 Weegies and a £99 week in Ibiza booked on Thursday night through Barrhead Travel.

Scottish hero link

Had it on good authority last night that the Govt is terrified of a backlash to muslim extremism in the UK. I suspect if they try it again in Scotland they will find a populace unconstrained by PC waffle.

No-one's going to sit by and get blasted these days, you've got nothing to lose by wading in. I sat with some friends last night. We all do a fair bit of business travel, and we've all either seen others get ready to move in on someone actiing suspiciously on a plane, or removed our own seatbelts when the nice man with the beard started mumbling and looking like he was about to do something silly.

Every time, of course, the poor bloke was either pissed as a rat and trying to hide it, or genuinely terrified of flying and desperate for some help.

A few innocents are going to get the sh1t kicked out of them by frightened travellers. Another little victory for AQ, or an understandable reaction?

**Myss** · 02-07-2007, 11:24

Originally Posted by Biped

I bet Johnny Raghead is p!ssed off as he lies in his hospital bed (with some nice nurses and their salt dispensers) thinking "Alah, Mary and Joseph, I'm not going to get any virgin action looking like this am I? I haven't even managed to get myself a ticket to the main event!"

I was just thinking that, wishing that Saxa might just sponsor his hospital care for his singed skin, could end up as the jihad version of the Singing Detective.

**western** · 02-07-2007, 11:26

Originally Posted by Biped

I bet Johnny Raghead is p!ssed off as he lies in his hospital bed (with some nice nurses and their salt dispensers) thinking "Alah, Mary and Joseph, I'm not going to get any virgin action looking like this am I? I haven't even managed to get myself a ticket to the main event!"

And you can't find a virgin in a nurses home.

**Lairdx** · 02-07-2007, 11:28

Maybe these guys were Territorials... (awaiting incoming)

**Nosher361** · 02-07-2007, 11:30

Nah. Legion Of Jihad Frontiersmen.

**FrankCastle** · 02-07-2007, 11:33

Originally Posted by Nosher361

Nah. Legion Of Jihad Frontiersmen.

Jihad Walts?

Wait a minute...they were'nt terrorists at all! They were part of a Muslim Reinactment Group!

**smartascarrots** · 02-07-2007, 11:34

Originally Posted by Lairdx

Maybe these guys were Territorials... (awaiting incoming)

What in brand new transport? Don't be daft...

**FrankCastle** · 02-07-2007, 11:35

Originally Posted by Lairdx

Maybe these guys were Territorials... (awaiting incoming)

MIAAOOWWWW!

Saucer of cream for this table!

**crivelli** · 02-07-2007, 11:35

I think it says a lot about the Security Services and Police efforts that the wannabe murderers have been limited to these style of half arsed attacks and running around with petrol bombs. South London is awash with firearms and the best these Gee-madists can do is wave some bottles of petrol about.

Long may it continue.