New Ship For Royal Navy

**SirIsaac** · 14-04-2007, 20:24

Defence Secretary Des Browne today announced the successful completion of the sea trials for the UKâ€™s newest frigate.

HMS Indecisive is the first of the so called â€˜Class Q Subsection 2aâ€™ battleships to be built under the governmentâ€™s new rules of engagement.

Armed with two forward firing gun turrets for purely ceremonial purposes, the shipâ€™s main line of defence comes in the form of the three decks of administrators, efficiency consultants, and risk assessors. The latest state of the art conference facilities help ease the burden of paperwork, EU directives, and other legal niceties.
Along with its creche facilities and aromatherapy centre, Indecisive also has a fully equipped boardroom where navy personnel can run stress councilling services for hostile aggressors.

The ship is armed two white flags, fore and aft, and can be scuttled in a class-leading fifteen seconds. In the case of a real emergency, the ship is also outfitted with communications gear allowing them to make immediate contact with the nearest US navy battle fleet.

**SirIsaac** · 14-04-2007, 20:26

I was indecisive there with my attachment!

**the_matelot** · 14-04-2007, 20:27

Make full speed to the arrsehole.....

**maninblack** · 14-04-2007, 20:48

Originally Posted by the_matelot

Make full speed to the arrsehole.....

Not a cat in hell's chance.

Too good a swipe at the Government whilst honouring those members of the Senior Service who bravely slept without sheets, folded blankets because they didn't have pillows and endured beings called rude names whilst being flicked on the back of the neck.

Do you think the head and board of governers will exclude the iranians for 5 days for bullying?

**the_guru** · 14-04-2007, 20:52

Originally Posted by maninblack

members of the Senior Service who bravely slept without sheets, folded blankets because they didn't have pillows and endured beings called rude names whilst being flicked on the back of the neck.

You are joking aren't you? That is awful. Someone should tell the press.