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27-04-2006, 08:35 #1Senior Member
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Sounds familiar
http://www.wanadoo.co.uk/news/topsto...icle=l27159331
Rushing out to buy more bacofoil saw this and thought mmmmmmmmmmm 45 minutes maybe ?Given to the House of Commons 20 April 1653
It is high time for me to put an end to your sitting in this place, which you have dishonored by your contempt of all virtue, and defiled by your practice of every vice; ye are a factious crew, and enemies to all good government; ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you?
Is there one vice you do not possess? Ye have no more religion than my horse; gold is your God; which of you have not barter’d your conscience for bribes?
Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?
Ye sordid prostitutes have you not defil’d this sacred place, and turn’d the Lord’s temple into a den of thieves, by your immoral principles and wicked practices? Ye are grown intolerably odious to the whole nation; you were deputed here by the people to get grievances redress’d, are yourselves gone!
So! Take away that shining bauble there, and lock up the doors. In the name of God, go!
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27-04-2006, 12:54 #2Senior Member
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Re: Sounds familiar
Nah.........it wouldn't work second time round would it..................or would it
Baggy Out..............
It's been a sh1te day so either fcuk off or go easy!!
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27-04-2006, 12:59 #3Senior Member
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Re: Sounds familiar
Iran is not that far from "Europe" - in fact if you call Turkey part of Europe, its pretty close. the UK is a very long way beyond that.
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27-04-2006, 13:23 #4Senior Member
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Think this is another move in the chess game which seems to be inviting a visit from B&B Travel (Blush and Bliar)!
Tried it with the Israel should be removed from the face of the earth approach.
Moved the pieces again with 'let's have instant sunshine' and now have moved them again with the 'we've got something you won't like!'.
Bluff or posturing? Balls of steel or wet knickers from the US and it's colonies (UK and friends)?
What's the next move I wonder?
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27-04-2006, 13:37 #5Senior Member
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Keep posting until the EMP buggers up the connection.
Originally Posted by Padre
I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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27-04-2006, 14:14 #6Senior Member
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Just been down to Somerfields and bought up their entire stock of tin foil.
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27-04-2006, 14:15 #7Senior Member
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Don't forget to baste Originally Posted by Padre
I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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27-04-2006, 15:02 #8Senior Member
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At least I'll be keeping my nuts jungle fresh!
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27-04-2006, 16:41 #9Senior Member
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That's not really the thing someone called Padre should be advertising. Originally Posted by Padre
Still any vocation that includes a Bishopric shouldn't be taken too seriously.
Personally I prefer mine dry roasted.I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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27-04-2006, 20:19 #10Senior Member
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B & Q are selling white wash on the cheap right now!
Who me?
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time!
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27-04-2006, 22:09 #11Senior Member
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Couldn't help remembering the old Golden Wonder advertising capaign 'Wrapped in foil to keep your nuts jungle fresh!" Originally Posted by mistersoft
Now, do B&Q sell bags of sand and sturdy doors to lie under (can't get under our stairs)?
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27-04-2006, 22:51 #12Senior Member
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Whatever it is, if the Iranians are very far advanced it will come soon enough, unfortunately interesting times for one and all. Originally Posted by Padre
Can you use your work connections to put in a good word??!!
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27-04-2006, 23:23 #13Senior Member
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Re: Sounds familiar
and for all the young pups who don't remember the threat of yesteryear have a gander at this link
Protect and Survive
padre do you recommend the expensive turkey foil or is tesco own brand good enough?
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28-04-2006, 08:28 #14Senior Member
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I seem to remember much play being made about white sheets.
I had a nice two coloured naafi special duvet cover. Always wondered if that worked as well.
How about a nice smoker bag instead of tin foil, you get the protection but the meat comes off the bone a treat and has that nice smoked flavour.I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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