Discuss The Coming Gonorrhea Epidemic in Current Affairs, News and Analysis on The Army Rumour Service; This is stone-dead serious, and downright scary:
Here It Comes: Super Gonorrhea :-/ - James Hamblin - The Atlantic
Once gonorrhea becomes resistant to the last of our cephalosporin antibiotics -- "it's only a matter ...
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The Coming Gonorrhea Epidemic
This is stone-dead serious, and downright scary:
Here It Comes: Super Gonorrhea :-/ - James Hamblin - The Atlantic
If you haven't been before, you need to be wrapping that little bugger...Once gonorrhea becomes resistant to the last of our cephalosporin antibiotics -- "it's only a matter of time," according to Dr. Gail Bolan, Director of STD Prevention at the CDC in today's announcement -- we will have no treatment. Then when it gets into your bloodstream, it will be lethal.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1JmUEMQ6zY
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Roman statesman Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
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I suppose being little is an advantage when buggering.....
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We know a song about that, as Billy and Johnny (Hale & Pace) would say...
102.1 The Edge-Gonorrhea Macarena - YouTube"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
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Two STD's are walking down a railway line, a train sounds its horn and is quickly bearing down on the pair. One turns to the other in horror and says......
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Bloody hell that'll thin out the population on sink estates seen as they'll all have it within a few months!
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We can but hope.
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One would certainly hope so!.
Hopefully it will also wipe out most of the prison population as well.Socialism is the junior brother of communism and should be eliminated in Britain forthwith.
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Having read the article, I think the most interesting part was the bit about sex robots. I would have elaborated, but this isn't the correct forum for it.
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Hmm, that means the good old and tried and tested cures -- the wire brush, pipe cleaner and bottle of bleach are always the best.
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