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Discuss G4S: One Team? in Current Affairs, News and Analysis on The Army Rumour Service; Forget the parking ticket/notice and jail the vehicle's MTO/NCO and driver. Look at the state of the grot around the windscreen rubbers, rust and dirt etc. I've seen vehicles in a better state at Withams. ...
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    Forget the parking ticket/notice and jail the vehicle's MTO/NCO and driver.

    Look at the state of the grot around the windscreen rubbers, rust and dirt etc.

    I've seen vehicles in a better state at Withams.

    Would not been allowed in my day, what what. (just painted over it).

    Excellent urine take, G4S have to recover their losses some how!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad CO View Post
    We've just received the attached by email. Not sure of unit or location but that looks like an ambulance to me.

    You have to ask ..... WTF
    That is really, really good. God knows what outrage the papers would make before somebody mentioned it was a stitch-up.
    You know you're out of the Army when your bergan is going moldy in the loft. Bugger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cable_Ties View Post
    That is really, really good. God knows what outrage the papers would make before somebody mentioned it was a stitch-up.

    **** me, I thought it was real. No, not thought but hoped it was real.
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    ...Snake on a stick definately more dangerous than a rupert with a map...

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    How many G4S employees does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Answer, 6 Soldiers and 1 Police Officer.
    And what should they know of England who only England know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Your_Mums_Pal View Post
    **** me, I thought it was real. No, not thought but hoped it was real.
    You're not alone bud, but if wishes were fishes etc.
    You know you're out of the Army when your bergan is going moldy in the loft. Bugger.

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    We had a thread on this yesterday. I would *LOVE* to see this play out. If only it were true. I have visions of Fodens trashing compound fences and dragging the ambie out with Bill Oddies battering the shite out of foreign G4S employees whining on the phone to the cops.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Tin foil hat on

    How do we know this isn't a prank?

    Hat off?

    And is the number legit? ( no I can't be arrser calling it )

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    If this is not a urine take, prehaps the REME Recky Mechs will hitch up and remove a G4S Cash in Transit Van from outside a bank.

    Nip back to the workshops, carbon disc cutters out and a few beer tokens for the lads who have been shafted.

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