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**ACAB** · 29-07-2012, 04:00

Yeah, he was just peacefully walking home before being murdered by a cop....I suppose the fact that he got a good shoeing by a police dog an hour previously for being a twat is neither here nor there.

Might I suggest that if you have serious medical problems (alcoholism) that when it kicks off, you **** off.

**Boumer** · 29-07-2012, 10:07

Originally Posted by ACAB

Might I suggest that if you have serious medical problems (alcoholism) that when it kicks off, you **** off.

I'm fairly sure I've seen that on the banner we unfurl behind the lines when it goes bent.

Unless the Met has improved, and now they have a mass bluetooth broadcast to active phones in the area.....

**Pigshyt_Freeman** · 29-07-2012, 11:40

Originally Posted by ACAB

he got a good shoeing by a police dog an hour previously for being a twat .

I wish I was allowed to set ferocious dogs on people if I thought they were a twat.

**Boumer** · 29-07-2012, 11:45

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

I wish I was allowed to set ferocious dogs on people if I thought they were a twat.

It's easy. Buy a caravan and live on a pikey site.

**Pigshyt_Freeman** · 29-07-2012, 11:46

Originally Posted by Boumer

It's easy. Buy a caravan and live on a pikey site.

But then I'd have to set the dogs on myself.

**History_Man** · 29-07-2012, 11:53

Originally Posted by Boumer

It's easy. Buy a caravan and live on a pikey site.

It's got to be a better option than paying feckin' Council Tax.

**Werewolf** · 29-07-2012, 12:02

Originally Posted by The_Seagull

Ooooh. You old cynic, you. Worshipped the ground he hit with his face, they did.

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Fixed for accuracy. No need to thank me.

**brokerboy** · 29-07-2012, 13:59

Originally Posted by The_Seagull

I like to break it up by waving money at tramps, pickets, and other riff raff. Then later, for shits and giggles, I like to push a few of them over.

It might not be funny but it certainly seems to wind you up.

haha , marvellous stuff, keep it up....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

**brokerboy** · 29-07-2012, 14:01

Originally Posted by donmac

Not an attempt at humour. Just pointing out that you don't "broke" insurance you "broker" insurance. I would have thought that you, being employed in that field, would have known that. Mind you if that turkey's arrse in your avatar is indicative of the fact that you are or were a Grenadier your confusion becomes more understandable.

whatever way you want to put it, i dont broke or broker insurance, i do commodity futures.

**brokerboy** · 29-07-2012, 14:02

Originally Posted by The_Seagull

Careful, you'll get his red braces in a knot and he'll end up with some sort of repost like "Stop taking Faaakkhhhin liberties you chaaaannnt!"

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hilarious, i'd have to wear rubber pants if i worked with you in case i pissed myself laughing.