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Fuckers in Tower Hamlets will be shitting themselves
They probably been on the reciving end of our missiles back in their homeland.
It'l be he only place not having wedding bashes or celebratory fireworks once the Olympics start.
They'll be too scared the Yank team will brass them up by mistake.

I wouldnt mind one on my roof. I am led to beleive there is a zoom optical camera on it? Quite a few sexy MILFs behind teh windows here.

Originally Posted by guzzijon

Won't the missiles get damaged? All those gorblimey's tramping over them in their 'obnail boots an' all?
Boring twats, I'd love it if there was a missile battery on my roof, better than a shagging Sky dish.

Not to many gorblimeys in that neck of the woods any more. Loads of Allahu Akbar vermin though.

[QUOTE=ximmeh1987;4487789]If his million hippies didn't stop Iraq Mk.2 what the fuck is a thousand going to do?

Lock him up, now until the games are finished. Then charge him for food & accommodation on his release.[/QUOTE "Lock him up"? Have you no sense of humour? Get the disused starting traps from Walthamstow Dogs, fill them with attack dogs and let him have a 100mtrs start. Would at least make the Olymbollocks opening ceremony more watchable.

I'd be more worried about pissed up cone-heads returning from a night on the lash and trashing the flats/de-fouling the locals wimmin/guys.

Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate

Does the spastic realise that (a) the main airborne threat to the Olympics isn't Luftflotte III and (b) the majority of people in this country couldn't give a shit if an airliner does drop onto a tower block full of Cockneys and immigrants?

Oi, watch it there, pal, my daughter is a spastic and does NOT care to be lumped in with sanctimonious toss-pots with a private agenda.

tac

What is the cockney for suicide bomber?

Bangers and mash gorblimey guv'nor.