- 03-06-2012, 17:09 #21Older,but no wiser.
- 03-06-2012, 17:10 #22
- Join Date
- Dec 2005
- Sitting in the office on my shiny backside, drinking a brew and surfing on ARRSE
I think there will be mass deaths caused by the BBC boring us until we all leap from tall buildings in a heroic attempt to stop the blather!Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...
- 03-06-2012, 17:14 #23
- Join Date
- Nov 2005
- Bongo Bongo Land
The Olympics is doing such a grand job of fucking itself up the hoop with it's own corporate bellend, it seems highly unlikely to me that tubanned nasties would want to intervene.
They can sit back in their caves in front of Sky - once they've unchained an aid worker to flick the remote off the Allah Channel - and laugh their tits off.
"No need for the belt today, Mohammed. They're doing the job all by themselves. Ha ha ha!"
- 03-06-2012, 17:23 #24
Still that Seb Coe looks like a wrong un, I reckon it's all a plot to steal the crown jewels.That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
- 03-06-2012, 18:05 #25
Seb Coe, politicians and Cockneys. Not one single person that I'd give a fuck about getting vapourised.
It'd make the opening ceremony more entertaining at least.
- 03-06-2012, 18:16 #26
a sunshine bomb at the end of the opening ceremony after le grande parade des chavs would be a nice touch, take out the corrupt Olympic leaders and plenty of other unworthies.
that munitions ship down the thames would be a cheap alternative. flash.... bang.... tinkle.. tinkle...what the world needs is an enema, make that two - just to give it a sense of purpose.
US electoral democracy is just a structured system of legalised bribery.
a senior Chinese officer has said, “all the great nations in the world own aircraft carriers – they are symbols of a great nation”. That’s why China has just commissioned its first. By the same token, to opt for a “carrier gap” of some years is to abandon your responsibilities.
- 03-06-2012, 18:23 #27
Imagine the erection inducing joy of watching him on all fours spitting out blood whilst sobbing for security shortly before his testes are booted into his chest cavity.
I'm now spent.........."Two in the goo, one in the poo".
- 03-06-2012, 18:29 #28
- Join Date
- Oct 2006
- 03-06-2012, 19:38 #29
I've said in previous threads that a RDD (Radiological Disruption Device) is a very real threat. And it doesn't need material from nuclear weapons to work. It's alarmingly easy and uncontrolled to come by.
- 03-06-2012, 19:46 #30