ARmy Rumour SErvice

**vvaannmmaann** · 03-06-2012, 17:09

Originally Posted by Taffnp

Well a bloke down the pub told me that he worked on the olympic stadium and there is supposedly a disused tube station not far away. He told me that some terrorists have been posing as workmen and tunnelling. He reckons that during the opening ceremony, a piece of turf will lift up and out will pop terrorists to carry out a Mumbai style massacre.

I'd almost consider getting a HD 3D telly if that were even likely.

**Legs** · 03-06-2012, 17:10

I think there will be mass deaths caused by the BBC boring us until we all leap from tall buildings in a heroic attempt to stop the blather!

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 03-06-2012, 17:14

The Olympics is doing such a grand job of fucking itself up the hoop with it's own corporate bellend, it seems highly unlikely to me that tubanned nasties would want to intervene.

They can sit back in their caves in front of Sky - once they've unchained an aid worker to flick the remote off the Allah Channel - and laugh their tits off.

"No need for the belt today, Mohammed. They're doing the job all by themselves. Ha ha ha!"

**alib** · 03-06-2012, 17:23

Still that Seb Coe looks like a wrong un, I reckon it's all a plot to steal the crown jewels.

**jimmys_best_mate** · 03-06-2012, 18:05

Seb Coe, politicians and Cockneys. Not one single person that I'd give a fuck about getting vapourised.

It'd make the opening ceremony more entertaining at least.

**Grumblegrunt** · 03-06-2012, 18:16

a sunshine bomb at the end of the opening ceremony after le grande parade des chavs would be a nice touch, take out the corrupt Olympic leaders and plenty of other unworthies.

that munitions ship down the thames would be a cheap alternative. flash.... bang.... tinkle.. tinkle...

**Badger_Heed** · 03-06-2012, 18:23

Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate

Seb Coe, politicians and Cockneys. Not one single person that I'd give a fuck about getting vapourised.

It'd make the opening ceremony more entertaining at least.

I'd be happy watching Coe just being viciously assaulted by a pissed up spectator high on Stella adrenaline.

Imagine the erection inducing joy of watching him on all fours spitting out blood whilst sobbing for security shortly before his testes are booted into his chest cavity.

I'm now spent..........

**Taffnp** · 03-06-2012, 18:29

Originally Posted by alib

Still that Seb Coe looks like he takes it up the wrong un, I reckon it's all a plot to steal the crown jewels.

my input........

**dingerr** · 03-06-2012, 19:38

I've said in previous threads that a RDD (Radiological Disruption Device) is a very real threat. And it doesn't need material from nuclear weapons to work. It's alarmingly easy and uncontrolled to come by.

**History_Man** · 03-06-2012, 19:46

Originally Posted by dingerr

I've said in previous threads that a RDD (Radiological Disruption Device) is a very real threat. And it doesn't need material from nuclear weapons to work. It's alarmingly easy and uncontrolled to come by.

On a serious note, you're not wrong; on a marginally less serious note, a good dusting would most probably improve the gene pool in both Leyton and Leytonstone.