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    A lot of us are working very hard on exactly that, Wordsmith. I know it's only one example but a Divisional Manager I'm supporting at my current Trust is a complete rottweiller when it comes to making staff justify spend! Even working on little things like not putting normal waste in the contaminated waste bins can make a huge difference because of the relative cost of disposal.

    Three examples of where this breaks down:

    1. Printing out reports is stopped to save paper, printer ink, electricity, storage costs etc. Instead every man & his dog is issued a shiny new iPad to look at them on instead. Angry Birds scores are rising across the NHS

    2. Central Government demands such huge volumes of R2 that additional agency staff are needed to complete them. This can be compounded with something like Reference Costing which is only done once a year so between years the methodology is forgotten & has to be reinvented. Freedom of Information returns, Parliamentary questions & the like add to this burden – how do I know? Because that has been 0.50-0.75 WTE of my workload for the last six-seven years.

    3. Clever plans to be more green & reduce carbon emissions are brought in. To manage this an external carbon consultant may be brought in & his first act is generally to ask for hard copies of every utility bill for the past five years. In Trusts where the information has been scanned into the system & the originals long-since recycled this is a huge quantity of paper & takes up a vast amount of time to reproduce.

    4. Repeated Foundation Trust applications by institutions which have been turned down so just try & restate things the following year so they look better. I worked on one of these where shortly after the application (which showed the organisation in rude financial health) it then effectively went bust. If the application is rejected why not try merging with another Trust & trying again? If you then set up a new name, logo, identity etc I’m sure that will hoodwink Monitor into thinking the Trust is a whole, new, brand-spanking organisation that should get Foundation status!

    5. Too many tiers of bureaucracy. We were promised either SHAs or PCTs would be removed but it ain’t happening fast. Like the Regional Forces CoC, entire layers of work & posts are effectively duplicated with no value added at each layer.

    I can think of many more examples, but the data download I am waiting for has nearly finished & I really ought to do some work.
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    Two issues hiding here-
    1) Shit food- That's a cost driven decision, but ignoring anything that a competent dietician would advise. It's a false saving. People don't eat properly, (or in the case of geriatric nursing, are not seen to eat at all)so they stay ill, and clog up the beds.
    In this case, there's a clinical need for a certain dietary product. Great-happy so far. I'm not sure that pizza is what a dietician would recommend but...
    Issue 2)-The BIGGIE. Procurement. Everyone knows that if you buy in bulk, cost go down. What they don't seem to get is if you specify in the contract exactly what you want, it is then up to the supplier to figure out a way to meet that need. Put bluntly, if the suppliers want to suck at the public money tit, it's should be up to them to show they can deliver, not the purchaser bending over and saying "Shaft me here please".
    This is a extreme case. Small quantities required, and what looks like a very badly priced contract. Add the two, and you have this fiasco.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auld-Yin View Post
    Why are the NHS buying food on prescription? If it is in hospital then don't they have cooks who can knock up a pizza base for pennies? If in the community, ie at home, why are the N H S paying for food?

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    My question exactly. I would also want to know why they are ordering pizzas? Surely thats not the healthiest food for people?

    Why is it government organisations pay well over the top for things? If they paid normal prices or bulk order prices, the country wouldn't be in as bad a state.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    A lot of us are working very hard on exactly that, Wordsmith. I know it's only one example but a Divisional Manager I'm supporting at my current Trust is a complete rottweiler when it comes to making staff justify spend! Even working on little things like not putting normal waste in the contaminated waste bins can make a huge difference because of the relative cost of disposal.
    I think you have the classic problem many large public organisations have - too few rottweilers and too many managers who are only interested in the glamour projects. In my time I've met an awful lot of managers who want to buy the nice new shiny £250K bit of kit and very few who think its a good idea to chop £250K out of the costs in the first place.

    Here you have the fundamental problem with large organisations like the NHS. If it were a private sector company, it would have decent cost controls in place and wouldn't be buying £17 pizza bases (or feeding unhealthy crap like pizzas to patients in the first place).

    If you outsource operations to private sector companies in order to try and make services more efficient, then they just gouge the NHS for as much money as they can. And the highly paid NHS senior management seem unwilling (or incapable) of running a tight ship. If you're paid a lot of money (>£100K in some cases) then you should have the expertise and the balls to control costs.

    Your rottweiler deserves promotion - and some managerial heads above her should be culled to make the space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabana View Post
    My question exactly. I would also want to know why they are ordering pizzas? Surely thats not the healthiest food for people?
    Patients on a long stay in hospital need some variety & the odd pizza might actually cheer them up adding to their emothinal welfare which strangely enough can help the healing process.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cabana View Post
    Why is it government organisations pay well over the top for things? If they paid normal prices or bulk order prices, the country wouldn't be in as bad a state.
    A combination of things. Centralised procurement is seen to be a bad, statist thing to do therefore the decisions should be devolved locally. Problem is that not only do bulk discounts go, the procurement managers will not necessarily be as highly trained to get the best result.

    The alternative view is that because no one gets a bonus (or sacked if the result is vice-versa) for saving cash why bother?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabana View Post
    My question exactly. I would also want to know why they are ordering pizzas? Surely thats not the healthiest food for people?

    Why is it government organisations pay well over the top for things? If they paid normal prices or bulk order prices, the country wouldn't be in as bad a state.
    Its probably stuff on prescription to outpatients rather than patients IN the hospital. At work we deal with LOADS of it. And I regularly think its a complete waste of resources. Unemployed scrotes and 60+ not buying there own food and getting it free from the NHS. Pure staples like bread are one thing. But when you have a patient getting 2 types of loaf, 2 types of pasta, bread rolls, cake mix and 3 or 4 different types of biscuit EVERY MONTH it starts to boil my piss. Then of course there is the liquid feed type stuff (Ensure and the like). A distressing ammount of jumkie scum get loads of that eery month because they don't eat otherwise. So what? Let the fuckers starve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    A combination of things. Centralised procurement is seen to be a bad, statist thing to do therefore the decisions should be devolved locally. Problem is that not only do bulk discounts go, the procurement managers will not necessarily be as highly trained to get the best result.

    The alternative view is that because no one gets a bonus (or sacked if the result is vice-versa) for saving cash why bother?
    Sorry C_P, but I disagree: it's probably a shit PFI contract. Fucking everything to do with supply in the NHS is privatised these days, and PFI to shunt the cost forwards. That said, it could still be a PFI contract at a local level I suppose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wordsmith View Post
    Your rottweiler deserves promotion - and some managerial heads above her should be culled to make the space.
    I think she's doing quite well as she is - she's already pretty senior, but no so much so that we can't have a good working relationship. Funny thing is that she is a willowy blonde who comes across as a complete dizzy bird until you hear her conducting business. Her child's school rang to complain about an unauthorised absence while I was with her one day & I actually feared for the head teacher at the other end's sanity once the rottweiler had done with her.

    The other thing I loved as how she grilled a budget manager for having proposed too little budget for something. The attitude was this was (a) sloppy & showed no thought; or (b) if too small an amount was allowed we would not be providing the service the patients needed; or (c) if that little money had been allowed did we, conversely, need to provide the service at all.

    It was the closest I've ever seen to a Public Sector Manager bellowing, "you are an idle, 'orrible little person. SHOW AGAIN!" There are people able to do this in the NHS, we just need more of them!
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    Quote Originally Posted by count_duckula View Post
    Sorry C_P, but I disagree: it's probably a shit PFI contract. Fucking everything to do with supply in the NHS is privatised these days, and PFI to shunt the cost forwards. That said, it could still be a PFI contract at a local level I suppose.
    This case probably is PFI. However every Trust I have worked for has had its own procurement department of varying size going out & doing deals with suppliers for all but things like some clinical supplies, agency staff & stationery.

    I'd actually prefer that more was done by procurement as at least there's some control. When stuff is just ordered by local management (or even worse a clinician) then all manner of horrors arise!

    It's going to be a key challenge when I move to my permanent post in August. There never has been a purchase order system & while the headmaster is keen that one be put in place just so we can have a bit of control the teaching staff are very keen that one is not...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    I think she's doing quite well as she is... It was the closest I've ever seen to a Public Sector Manager bellowing, "you are an idle, 'orrible little person. SHOW AGAIN!" There are people able to do this in the NHS, we just need more of them!
    For a moment I thought you were describing Mrs TM. However, she's not blonde and we don't have any children (that I know of). The rest sounds about right though.

    Her experience is that despite any amount of bellowing and competence, there are so many pisspoor managers at her level and beyond that it makes bugger all difference in the grand scheme of things; to the extent that when she recently had to apply for her own job (yet again) when the PCT was re configured to provide the innards of a new fangled CCG, she seriously considered not bothering.
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