ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by jonwilly

"http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/scotland/scottish-politics/9288220/Just-one-in-three-Scots-wants-independence-from-Britain-poll-shows.html"

No No No I say again No.
After all the winging wining we have had to suffer They Have to go.
No more Barnett Formula for the great thieves of UK.
The English must vote and bye bye Jock, starve we have had enough.

john

But you don't live in England. You live in that far eastern place where Europeans flock to fuck children. You've even forgotten your own language as you've been there for so long you're speaking English like a local. I wonder if that makes you a PE?

"to fuck children. "

Now I luv to see the working of Perves Minds. Caught quite a few on this board.
Not something that has ever crossed mine.
Now before you Fluck off from UK and you must go, please do the honourable thing get your sweat arrse down the Cop shop and volunteer ya self for the Perves Register.

john
Your years out of date quite a few may be. Please believe me as I tried to explain to one of the paras on arrse, cum on down you wouldn't know whats hit you. Door flys off hinges and incomes the Local Heavy squad, everything is admissible in court and I can guarantee they will find your stash as they drag you off the kid of your nightmare.
You are now on the Arrse Perves List.

Originally Posted by jonwilly

"to fuck children. "

Now I luv to see the working of Perves Minds. Caught quite a few on this board.
Not something that has ever crossed mine.
Now before you Fluck off from UK and you must go, please do the honourable thing get your sweat arrse down the Cop shop and volunteer ya self for the Perves Register.

john
Your years out of date quite a few may be. Please believe me as I tried to explain to one of the paras on arrse, cum on down you wouldn't know whats hit you. Door flys off hinges and incomes the Local Heavy squad, everything is admissible in court and I can guarantee they will find your stash as they drag you off the kid of your nightmare.
You are now on the Arrse Perves List.

If you put that kid down for a minute and used both hands to type, we may get the gist of what you are trying to say.

You see kids - If you keep drinking until late at night you WILL still be pissed in the morning.

Why is it that Scotland maintains an infantry regiment of 5(?) regular battalions when its population is just over 5 million, and the the South East, which has a population of just under 6 million maintains a regiment of only 2 regular battalions?

Originally Posted by Vimeiro

Why is it that Scotland maintains an infantry regiment of 5(?) regular battalions when its population is just over 5 million, and the the South East, which has a population of just under 6 million maintains a regiment of only 2 regular battalions?

Answers on a post card to.....

Well Perve been down the local cop shop yet and registered ?
Your years out of date, when was last case you read of ?
Been listening to all the other Perves you associate with.
I will remind you every time you chose to address me.

Bye Perve Bye Bye.

Originally Posted by jonwilly

Well Perve been down the local cop shop yet and registered ?
Your years out of date, when was last case you read of ?
Been listening to all the other Perves you associate with.
I will remind you every time you chose to address me.

Bye Perve Bye Bye.

Put that child down....and pick up a dictionary, for fuck's sakes.