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    FRANCE: Vive le new Presidente

    Wishing our friends and neighbours all the very best as they gamble again in their political casino.

    "We are a great nation. Throughout its history, France has overcome the challenges it faced," he added. "Each time, the people have prevailed while remaining faithful to themselves." He added: "My mandate is to bring France back to justice, open up a new way in Europe, contribute to world peace and preserve the planet."

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    BBC News - Live: Francois Hollande inauguration
    "As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier

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    Have they decided on the room to sign the surrender to the Germans yet?

    I can't see this guy lasting his term.

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    Why is it at Hyde Park corner? Wellington Arch would be appropriate I suppose :)

    Lovely weather for it.
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    *getting emotional now*
    "As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier

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    Security nightmare :-/
    "As we moved slowly through the outskirts of the town we passed row after row of little grey slum houses running at right angles to the embankment. At the back of one of the houses a young woman was kneeling on the stones, poking a stick up the leaden waste-pipe which ran from the sink inside and which I suppose was blocked. I had time to see everything about her - her sacking apron, her clumsy clogs, her arms reddened by the cold. She looked up as the train passed, and I was almost near enough to catch her eye." Orwell, The Road to Wigan Pier

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    Word is that, with Valérie Trierweiler by his side, France gets 2 presidents for the price of one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FourZeroCharlie View Post
    Word is that, with Valérie Trierweiler by his side, France gets 2 presidents for the price of one.
    Ah but Carla will no longer wander the Élysée smoking a fag and stylishly buck nekid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FourZeroCharlie View Post
    Word is that, with Valérie Trierweiler by his side, France gets 2 presidents for the price of one.
    No, he needs his original partner, Marie-Ségolène Royal, by his side for that to happen. She is worth 20 of him - wonder if he has paid her the four children's maintenance this month?
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